Mr. T -- American (and Internet) Legend

The Man, The Legend

Mr. T (born Laurence Tureaud) is an American actor known for his roles as B. A. Baracus in the 1980s television series The A-Team, as boxer Clubber Lang in the 1982 film Rocky III, and for his appearances as a professional wrestler. Mr. T is also well-known for his distinctive mohawk hairstyle, for wearing large amounts of gold jewelry, and for his tough guy image. He starred in the reality show I Pity the Fool, shown on TV Land, the title of which comes from his Rocky catchphrase.

All glory to the Wikipedia

Mr. T Stays Crispy in Milk

If it’s good enough for Pee Wee Herman, then it’s good enough for me.

Mr. T and the T-Force

I had my hands on one of these briefly, and in it T spent most of his time running around beating up unruly teenagers. Needless to say it was pure awesome.

Mr. T Will Protect Your Baked Goods

In a perfect world, every time you opened this it would bark at you in T’s voice “You gonna get diabetes fool!”

Mr. T Can Help You Improve at Statistics

Mr. T's Saturday Morning Cartoon Show

Crack jokes if you must, but there’s nothing creepy or weird about a fully-grown man “coaching” a bunch of mystery-solving teenage gymnasts, a redheaded little boy with a bad case of hero worship, and their mohawked canine.

OK, it’s admittedly a bit much, but certainly no less plausible than The Hills.

Mr. T Looks Good Hanging From Your Neck

For those special occasions you want people to know you’ve seen lots of guys beaten up on TV. Who’s the tough guy now?

via simplynecktie

Clash of the Titans T-Shirt

While this is as hard to look at as the first time I saw my Dad cry, could you imagine how awesome their offspring would be?

Buy it HERE, should it ever come back in stock.

Mr. T Performs Miracles

Via Starpulse.com:

“Former A-Team star Mr. T once stunned a sick child’s family by bringing him out of a coma – after doctors begged the actor for help. The poorly kid fell unconscious in Detroit, Michigan in the mid-1980s – and the only physical movement he made was in response to hearing Mr. T’s name.

And when the mohawked star was in town, he stopped by the hospital to visit the ill boy – with miraculous results."

As in the kid came out of his coma by simply being in the same building as Mr. T.

Mr. T Makes Things Smell Better

Like pine needles with a hint of lemon and bad attitude apparently.

The Mr. T Quiz

Thanks to Savage Chickens

Mr. T Will keep You Company in the Tub

Sometimes “WTF” just doesn’t cover it.

A Mr. T Christmas

Mr. T Solves Conflict

There are very few problems that cannot be rendered irrelevant just by looking at this picture.

Mr. T is a Lyrical Assassin

For his breakout album in 1984, Mr. T said what we were all thinking with such poetic hits as “Treat Your Momma Right,” “The Toughest Man in the World,” “No Dope, No Drugs,” and of course the crowd-pleasing favorite, “Mr. T, Mr. T (He was made for love)”

Blinged-Out "T" Shirt

Get all the cool but none of the oppressive weight of Mr. T’s signature gold chains with this awesome t-shirt. You might have to slum it on eBay though, as it’s unfortunately out of stock.

Clubber Lang Crunching USB Toy

Watch T get his abs on all while you playback Rocky III on your laptop. Granted, it’s just a toy and not a thumb drive, but let’s not downplay the minutes of enjoyment you will undoubtedly get out of it!

Available for pre-order now from Geek Stuff 4 U

Mix Up Your Own Mr. T at Cocktail Hour

The Mr. T:

~ 1 part Goldschläger
~ 1 part Kahlua
~ 1 part Rum (151 proof)
~ 1 part Cream

Put Kahlua at the bottom of a shot glass. Layer cream over top, then Goldschläger, then rum on top. Guaranteed to make any plane or car ride easier.