Best fake Twitter feeds!

@OctoMom

Great social commentary on one of the most ridiculous famewhores of the modern age. The background image on the Twitter page is full of win, too.

Sample tweet:
“I’m not using disposable diapers for Earth Day! Instead, my angels will be “free ranging” in the backyard. Healthier lawn, too!"

@Chuck_Norris

The logical Twitter extension of one of the internet’s best-loved memes.

Sample tweet:
“Thinking about eating a cheese pita, with extra pain flakes.”

@Julius_Caesar

Some history nerd lives vicariously through Caesar’s vast empire and Roman excess.

Sample tweets:

“@Rootfireember Fortunately for Carthage, that has not been necessary this time around.”

“I will miss King Juba, though. I like saying his name. Juba. Juuuuba. Jubaaaaa. Jubajubajuba. NTS: Appoint governor with catchy name.”

@OscarWilde

Looking for a snappy bon mot or a witty comeback? Look no further than @OscarWilde.

Sample tweet: “The only way to atone for being occasionally a little overdressed is by being always absolutely overeducated.”

Kim Jong-Il (@thedearleader)

North Korea’s tiny tenacious tyrant throws his weight around on Twitter.

Sample tweets: “The slope of my signature pompadour is geometrically identical to the angle of the Great Pyramid at Giza. Did somebody say perfection?”

“I am greater than Prince. When I sing “When Doves Cry,” doves actually cry."

The Good Ol' US of A (@USofA)

Twitter war between @USofA and @thedearleader! Go!

Sample tweet: “OMG YOU GUYS! Are you watching this shuttle launch? EAT IT, OTHER NON-SPACE GOING COUNTRIES.”

@fakemobama

The original Fake Michelle Obama. Want to know what it’s really like to be in the White House? Follow “FMo” and her adventures gardening with children to save tax money, thoughts on fashion and her real thoughts on the current issues. “SRSLY PPL Enough with the dolls already!”

@realdovcharney

…except fake! And yeah, I can tell by the first tweet that it’s going to be good.

@Spiderman Guru

He dresses like NYC’s favorite webslinger, but then makes money off the internet. Uh… okay Spidey…

Sarah Palin Wanna-Bes

There are seriously a ridiculous amount of fake Sara Palins on twitter! Everyone just wants to be her! I mean, I’m totally jealous she can see Russia from her house. This one made me laugh out loud.

@HanSolo

A great fictional Twitter feed for the true Star Wars fan. Whoever runs this account has mastered Han’s jaunty arrogance.

Sample tweet:
“@_C3PO never tweet me the odds!!”

@DarthVader

Speaking of Star Wars, whoever runs @darthvader has a vast, vast knowledge of the Star Wars universe. If, like me, you have a friend who always beats you at Star Wars Trivial Pursuit, and next time you play you want to kick their ass, I suggest following @darthvader.

Sample tweets:

“Just be glad I don’t celebrate Earth Day the way I celebrated Alderaan Day.”

“I feel a tremor in the Force. No, actually it was just my special lunch burrito. My bad.”

Magneto (@ErikLensherr)

This Twitter is not just any Magneto from the vast X-Men back catalogue – it’s the particular perspective of the droll, slightly poofy Magneto played so deviously by Ian McKellen.

Sample tweets: “I am quite reasonable. I will let some humans hold a place in society. ‘Toilet Cleaner’ comes to mind.”

“@EmmaGFrost Splash of tonic, slice of lemon, balmy summer evening and the gentle breeze of mutant victory sweeping across the plains.”

Voldemort (@DeathtoMuggles)

What better way to pass the time between the completion of new Harry Potter slash sagas than Voldemort’s Twitter feed?

Sample tweet: “Considering implimenting ‘casual friday’ for the Death Eaters. Thoughts?”

Dr. Tobias Funke

This and Arrested Development reruns are all I have to sustain me until the movie comes out next year…

Dr. Tobias Funke on Twitter

Lindsay Lohan (@fakelohan)

This feed obviously admits that it’s fake, but it is a doozy. The author is extremely good at implementing Lohan’s signature insertions of bad poetry and lyrics and general incomprehensibility.

sample tweet: “i am still so much skinnier than all of you – http://tinyurl.com/cv96eu”

“things always get better right!?! yeabh i’m an optomitrist”

@fakehillaryc

The original Fake Hillary Clinton
“I shoulda worn a skirt”

So ‘ole Hill is in the White House but it’s not how she would have liked. Follow her tweets about not being able to control Bill, how global warming is extra important since she the hot flashes, and her real thoughts about the current issues.

@mr_met

I’m only adding this because The Phillie Phanatic is nowhere on Twitter! C’mon Phanatic!

@THE_REAL_HULK

I feel like this is mocking the @the_real_shaq as much as it is the Hulk. The caps lock is a nice touch.

Sample tweets: "HULK NEED SYNONYM FOR “SMASH”!!!!"

“HULK GIVING SHE-HULK SPACE RIGHT NOW; SHE GETS ALL SMASH-Y WHEN HER “AUNT JADE” COME TO VISIT, IF YOU KNOW WHAT HULK MEAN!"

The Hulk on Twitter.

Phil Collins

The man who can talk directly to my heart is up on Twitter (or someone who really loves him is up on twitter).