Don't Get Disowned: Worst Father's Day Gifts EVER!
While everyone is racking their brains about the perfect gift for daddy dearest, I thought it might be good to take a peak at what to stay the hell away from. I'm still scarred by the image of my dad pretending to like the stick figure drawing that I made him...last year (don't judge, it was my first year freelancing and it was that or a high five). What's the worst father's day gift you've ever wrapped for dear old dad?
Yes, A Big Smile...But He's Crying On The Inside....
In 6 months He Will Have Mysteriously Lost It...
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seriously, who wants to walk around with a shirt like this.
This Was Kind Of Cute When You Just Learned How to Write...
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now it just screams I am broke and lazy.
“Dad wants a big TV not a small TV. Anything less than 32 inches will get you disowned.”
You're Dad Might Like To Fish, But...
that doesn’t mean he wants a singing fish to mount on his wall. Ok maybe it’s funny for a little, but after that it’s a nightmare.
I Dare You To Get Him A "Daddle"
Can you imagine the conversation:
“Hey Dad, I’m too tired to walk to the kitchen. Saddle Up!”
“Son, don’t you mean ‘Daddle’ Up?”
(insert fake laughter as the Dad dies a little inside and places the saddle on his back as he gets on all fours)
Maybe He Likes The Salt N' Peppa Look
Do You Really Care That Much About His Nose Hair?
Fatherhood For Dummies? Seriously?
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If I were a Dad and received this gift on Father’s Day, I think I might just walk out of the house. That’s just mean.
He Has The Right To Smash This Directly After Opening
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Especially if you tell him to spread the Chia seeds on his head in an effort to fix baldness.
An iPhone Case....But No iPhone
But You’ll Tell Him That Someday You Will Buy Him One.
Hey Dad, You Smell Bad...But I Want You To Smell Even Worse
A Homemade Hat? Just Say No!
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