How to be Awesome

Awesome people watch The Office

It is on Thursday nights at 9/8c on NBC. Awesome people would have already known that. If you want to be extra awesome, you will say “That’s what she said” at every opportunity because that’s what Michael Scott does. And he is awesome.

Awesome people use Twitter

When you are awesome, you contantly tweet about all of the awesome things you do. You have twitter programmed into your phone so that you can tweet on-the-go! When something major happens in your life, you do not call your mom… you announce it on twitter. Awesome people also follow me .

If you’re still learning how to be awesome, sign up for Twitter and then comment with your username so that I can follow you.

Photobombers = Awesome

Photobombing is the deliberate and hilarious act of ruining someone else’s picture. See the fat naked man? Awesome.

Awesome people like Audis

Well… not just Audis, but awesome cars in general. But I personally love Audi and the above picture is of the awesome RS4 Cabriolet, which unfortunately is not available for purchase in the USA.

Not only do awesome people like awesome cars, but they like to look at pictures of awesome cars for hours at night and have cargasms. (Which, of course, is awesome.)

Awesome people play the guitar

Yes, I realize that this is a fake guitar used for Guitar Hero. But since I don’t actually know how to play the real guitar, Guitar Hero counts too. If you know how to play the real guitar (well) then you are super extra awesome. But if you can play the guitar (or bass) on Guitar Hero or Rock Band then I give you awesome points. (Especially because I suck at it.)

Awesome people are Mac users

My Macbook Pro is my absolute favorite possession. Apple products are pure awesomeness, so if you want to be awesome then you should make the switch. Ipods, Iphones, and Apple TVs are also acceptable forms of being awesome.

You should go to the Apple Store and check out the brand new Macbook Pros released mid-October.

Awesome people drink Leinenkugel's

Leinenkugel’s is my favorite beer. They have several flavors, but I highly recommend Sunset Wheat and Honey Weiss. They’re seasonal beers are also fantastic, and I have high expectations for their new Fireside Nut Brown beer. If you are awesome, you will try it.

Awesome people write at Guidespot

Yep, I said it. Guidespot.com is pretty awesome, and anyone who makes guides here is awesome too. Here are some of the most awesome guides on Guidespot:

A Guide on Douchebags

How to Make a Parrot Costume for Less THan $10

Grammar: It’s Awesome

Which brings me to my next point…

Awesome people use good grammar

There is nothing less awesome than sounding like a complete idiot when you speak. If a guy uses poor grammar the first time I meet him, I am completely turned off. If a girl uses bad grammar in front of me, bad thoughts run through my head. Look, if you want to be awesome then you need to sound smart. If that is too difficult for you, then take an English class. Or buy this book .

Awesome people love to travel

Traveling is such a great experience. It doesn’t matter where you go, having the opportunity to see new sights, eat new food, meet new people, and discover a whole new culture is as awesome as it gets. I know traveling is expensive, but there are a lot of ways to travel on a budget. Subscribing to discount travel websites, buying discount train passes, staying at hostels, and going off-season are all good ways to get the most bang for your buck. Be awesome and travel.