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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Get it… hahahaha

The Human Drill is also Not Considered Torture

The Giants are Playing Yard Darts w/ Humans Again

When I say stick your head in the sand you say "HOW FAR?"!

Drilling for oil the old-fashioned way

The retired George Bush can't stop practicing his "hunt 'em down and smoke 'em out" maneuvers.

Embarrassed Jorts wearer goes to extreme length to conceal identity

No one could find a Nike flag.

The doctor said this would improve my circulation.

Derek only read 16 of the 17 possible side effects...

Look Mom, no hands.

Most Sincere Israeli Rocket Protest Award

Sh*t .........bet bloody Superman didn't have this problem!

"No Rover, come here! It is not a fire hydrant!"

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!

Now you know what Bill Clinton has been up to since he got Hillary out of the house.

Look, Someone threw away a perfectly good white boy

Who said ain’t no BJ is for free?

And looks like somebody’s interested..

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Hide Your Head but Never Your Cut-Off Jean Shorts

Yoga Headstands Increase Circulation to the Scalp and Promotes Hair Growth

Even more surprising than Canda's attack on the US was their choice of weaponry, dubbed the "Maple Missile."

Ben Bernake's new strategy to deal with the failing economy.

Houston, We Have a Problem...

If you water the ground in China you can grow yourself a nice American

Doctor! Get in here! He's coming out breech!

Polish Diving Team mistakenly uses PCP instead of HGH; Hilarity ensues. 

"Mama always did tell me to keep my nose to the grindstone. Never did tell me how dark it'd be down here, though."

It's this new thing I learned in Yoga class

CHUCK, you never listen! I said, "Feet First!"

"I swear, I thought it was water!"

Admission at the County Fair: $10

Buying Cotton Candy for Your Squeeze: $4

Volunteering to be the Human Cannonball and Then Missing the Cushion Pad: Priceless

You don't mess with Chuck Norris.

I swear I only had two drinks! Then I woke up like this.

I know those weapons of mass destruction are SOMEWHERE!

-Dubya

"Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you!"

No you can’t.
Yes I can.
No you can’t.
Yes I can. Yes I can.
YES I CAN! SEE!!!