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A BASEBALL GAME, PART 7

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The Pill Versus the Springhill Mine Disaster

A BASEBALL GAME, PART 7

Baudelaire went 
to a baseball game
and bought a hot dog
and lit up a pipe
of opium.
the New York Yankees
were playing 
the Detroit Tigers.
In the fourth inning
an angel committed 
suicide by jumping
off a low cloud.
The angel landed
on second base,
causing the
whole infield
to crack like
a huge mirror.
The game was 
called on 
account of
fear.

 
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