Come on, kids - Summer is here. Stop thinking about hedge funds and standard deviations and give your brain a little break with this guide. Join me in voting the most wretched off of the tan line island!
The only thing worse than men in biker shorts...
Men who just took off their biker shorts to reveal this blinding tan line style.
Sorry, boys - Your trucker hat will be returned once you post bail.
Come on, Mr. Socks With Sandals. Get a grip.
Flashbacks to high school gym class.
And I thought Bay To Breakers was bad.
The media has even sunk its evil talons into poultry.
Even chickens feel self-conscious these days.
Other athletic problem areas.
A whole lot fewer six-packs at THIS office.
Well this guy just ruined his potential foot modeling career for the season
Never fear, you may still have a chance.
Sometimes fear supersedes beauty.
I hate you, Kim Kardashian...
…for somehow still looking kinda hot in this photo.
2009 Predictions. The year is still young!
Babies aren't safe either!
This guy's got it all figured out.
If You REALLY Like Tan Lines
Might as well make them pretty. Hey, it’s cheaper and less permanent than a tattoo!
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Susie 05/20/2009
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