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Summer is here and we all want to look good in a bathing suit, right? Okay, but there are some dieting fads out there that just should NOT be happenin'! Let's take a look at what NOT to give into this summer, to get into that bathing suit!
The Grapefruit Fad
If you’re into eating grapefruit ALL THE TIME, then go ahead. I bet you’ll get sick of it though after a days worth of citrus is your belly.
After the ulcers form, you’ll be back to eating normally in no time! Wouldn’t recommend this one to ft into the two piece.
The Tape Worm fad
Frist, place a parasite in your intestines and let it eat everything you just did! Sound fun?
The Master Cleanse
Yes, I’ve done this one. Some people may feel great afterwards, but I could not get past day one. You feel tired, hungry, and tired ALL THE TIME!
Is this how you want to spend your summer?
Drink Beer Fad
This is a real fad, people.
Drink cold beer and supposedly, the cold from the beer will make your body work hard to stay warm. Thus burning calories! Actually, you’ll just gain a beer belly and a nice buzz.
Weight Watchers Crap
Okay, twinkies?
If you want to do weight watchers, just eat less, count your calories, and do some exercising. Don’t give in and buy their crappy crap food!
Fat Is Good For You!
We need fats, sweets , and alcohol! See! It says it at the top of the pyramid! See!!
Tanning Bed Extravaganza!
Tanning makes you skinny? It might give you that appearance, but you’re just covering it up with skin cancer. Yep, that’s right.
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The Coke/Anorexic Diet
This one doesn’t sound fun. Especially if you go to a BBQ and someone offers you a hot dog and you have to say, “Sorry, I’m gunna go snort some coke and then watch you eat that.”
That’s not fun. It’s summer!
The Acai Berry Excitement!
Okay, if you wanna look like a giant Acai berry all summer, go for it. I promise I won’t compare you to the blueberry girl on Charlie and The Chocolate Factory!
The Cabbage Fad
Want your pee to smell like cabbage? Try this one!
The Coffee Fad
Drink coffee ALL DAY! This one is okay… I’ll condone this one.
The Diet Coke Fad
I LOVE DIET COKE! I do…
But drinking it all summer long to fit into that two piece will make you pass out from dehydration and possible accumulate some sort of cancer. I’M SERIOUS! There’s crap in there.
Still love it though.
Ice Cream Skinny Fad
Wouldn’t it be nice to think that if you ate all the ice cream in the world it would make you skinny? YEAH RIGHT! I just laugh at this one.
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Oh yeah, that’s a bad one!
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How about the “Apple Juice” diet. I’ll try to find something on it….let me tell ya, I would NOT reccomend it. Til this day I can’t drink apple juice.
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