I’m with you GillianS, I’m always worried I’ll be spotlighted in any of those negative news pieces…stuffing my face with cupcakes or with clashing clothes. I still like the phrase “muffin top.”
I always worry about being caught in one of those news specials about obesity where they film people from the neck down from the back. I’m not obese, but that is never a flattering angle. I never knew the real worry was to end up in one of your guides! Yikes!
Ohhh the muffin. I remember this look cropping up left and right about halfway through the year each semester of college… right about when freshman girls put on those first 10 new pounds but didn’t want to admit it. Visual agony for the rest of us.