Bad Pants- Avoid These Looks
by Jessica H - May 08, 2008
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Sometimes even the most fashionable people fall prey to disastrous fashion faux-pas. Here is a guide of looks to avoid.
Low Rise
I am so sick of seeing guy’s butts in full view…their underwear at their waist but their jeans falling to their knees, that I am about to start a petition to end it once and for all. It’s not attractive, it’s not cute and it’s really over. You can’t think this looks good, really?
Acid Washed
I see some people still wearing acid wash despite the fact that it went out of style 20 years ago. I know people are into wearing ’80’s fashion, but this is too much. There is a way to modernize retro, and acid wash is not it. Stay away. Stay far away.
Bleach
Faded jeans are pretty taboo these days, and I think the randomly placed bleach spots are just as bad, if not worse. They widen your legs in the wrong area (who wants a wider thigh?) and they run out of style far faster than a classic pair of good fitting, dark blue jeans.
Gap
500 16th Street 268, Denver, CO 80202
Get ye to the Gap for some proper fitting, affordable jeans.
Get ye to the Gap for some proper fitting, affordable jeans.
Levi's
3000 E 1st Avenue, Denver, CO 80206
Get custom made jeans to fit you perfectly.
Get custom made jeans to fit you perfectly.
Lucky Brand Dungarees
3000 E 1st Avenue 259, Denver, CO 80206
Fashion denim for guys and gals.
Fashion denim for guys and gals.
Diesel
3000 E 1st Avenue 138, Denver, CO 80206
Diesel jeans make a guy’s butt look great. Good investment.
Diesel jeans make a guy’s butt look great. Good investment.
Visible Panty Line
Mostly a problem for women, the visible panty line can just ruin your look. This is why g-strings and SPANX were invented. Really, who wants to be picking a wedgie all night? Trust me, the VPL is not a good look and no one can get away with it.
Carpenter Crack
This used to be a male phenomenon, but with so many people going commando and so many low rise jeans, it’s everywhere, regardless of your sex. Listen people, put on some underwear. And low-rise be gone!
The Visible Thong
Whether you call it a G-String or Thong, it was invented to keep panty visibility to a minimum. Therefore, when you can see the string of your panties above your jeans, it really defeats the purpose. Again, I blame this on low rise jeans. Sometimes, you can go too low.
The Muffin Top
This is simply a case of buying pants that are too tight. Then, you roll over the waist forming a ‘muffin top’. Not flattering on anyone. This can happen to the thinnest of people if they buy their pants too tight, or, once again, too low. Proper fit is crucial.
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the muffin top is indeed dreadful, but it happens to the best of us. WHY?! WHY?!
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I’m with you GillianS, I’m always worried I’ll be spotlighted in any of those negative news pieces…stuffing my face with cupcakes or with clashing clothes. I still like the phrase “muffin top.”
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That isn’t called a tight roll that is called pegging.
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