The Things You Regret Saturday Morning

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April 08, 2009
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It's usually painful enough to wake up on Saturday morning, without the memory of why you're wearing a fannypack and an eyepatch. Everyone gets the occasional free pass for stupid Friday night behavior, but what are the things you've done one too many times to be excused?

I Always Bust Out My "Freestyle" Rap

It’s always nice to wake up to a stream of Facebook wall posts complimenting me on my freestyle rap from the night before. So far, no one seems to notice that I do the same rap every single time. But seriously, I’ve gotta give myself some props for being able to rhyme Monopoly Banker with Corey & Topanga. That takes some mad skillz.

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Drunken Messages

As if drunken 3 AM booty calls are not embarrassing enough, leaving a written record blows… I don’t know how many times in my life I have rolled over in the morning, sat straight up and said, “Oh no. No no no, tell me I didn’t send that…”

added by Sierra Pencille 04/07/2009

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No Eyelash Left Behind

Until I can find sweat-proof adhesive, my fake eyelashes will continue to disappear from my face after nights of drinking and incessantly being thrust into back-dips by fellow inebriates on the dance floor. I cringe to think of they who are misfortunate enough to find my abandoned faux-lash accessories stuck to the backs of their J.Crew jackets, clinging to discarded martini glasses, or delicately resting on indiscriminate pillows like a courtesy Andes mint.

added by stephaniedevine 04/05/2009

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