Celebrity BAD Hair Days

Tyra Banks

This over-the-top knot needs to go! Not only is her forehead more prominent than ever, but its sheer height and crazy loopty loops are more alien-like, than anything.

Amy Winehouse

Contrary to popular belief, a cluster of giant plastic clips and a knotted scarf can’t save a big beehive hair mess.

Christina Aguilera

Bright blonde bowl bangs. Really. Who thought that would be a good idea for X-tina?

Kellie Pickler

Alien-like updo #2. Did Tyra’s people get a hold of her?

Madonna

All I see is: unflattering middle part. reckless corkscrew tendrils. obvious roots.

Madge, you can do better!

Lindsey Lohan

Lindsey Lohan’s hippie style was not flattering.

Rachel McAdams

Such a pretty girl. Such an unfortunate choice in hair streaking.

Jada Pinkett Smith

Oh my! Look at Jada Pinkett Smith’s hair!!!

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson’s beehive hair.

Lily Allen

Pink hair.

Axl Rose

Unfortunately, this has lasted for more than just one bad day. Even more unfortunate is the fact that this haircut is actually better than his new album.

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton looks like Hilary Clinton!

James Blunt

Hair looks oily!!!!

Kelly Clarkson

She looks better with bangs.

Paula Abdul

Not a good day for Paula.

Sam Ronson

Oh Sam. Lindsay may love you, but the rest of the world wouldn’t mind if you picked one hair color for your cropped disheveled ’do and stuck with it.

Britney Spears

Yikes. Brit’s bad extension job and greasy, dark roots look anything but classy.

Eva Longoria

One word: frumpfest. (Yes, I know Eva’s on set; but still.)

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Limp greasy locks and blah semi-sideswept bangs? Poor Mags.

Kathy Griffin

Hmmm…no, this hairstyle doesn’t age you one bit, Kathy.

Jennifer Lopez

Bad hair days!!

Mary Kate Olsen

Mary Kate Olsen’s hair disaster.

Hilary Duff

Awful haircut.

Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys looks better with her hair down.

Sanjaya

I was torn about adding a photo of this talentless chump from Federal Way to the guide. I don’t want to feed into the idea that he is actually a celebrity.

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson with a boyish haircut.

Sienna Miler

Sienna Miller also has a boyish haircut. Not a good look.

Jennifer Aniston

Her hair looks better wavy.

Eve

Not rockin’ the red hair.