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Denver's Dating Scene: 5 Typical Dating Profiles
From the High Country to the flat lands, Denver is one of the best cities in the country to be single in. Check out these five dating profiles to see what your next Denver date might be like. Leave a comment with your own example!!
Lola
1575 Boulder St Unit C, Denver, CO 80211
This yuppie will pick you up on his scooter, by foot, or in his shiny Audi, but it will be in time for Yappy hour. Bring your designer shades, and pretend like you aren’t hip, and you will fit in.
This yuppie will pick you up on his scooter, by foot, or in his shiny Audi, but it will be in time for Yappy hour. Bring your designer shades, and pretend like you aren’t hip, and you will fit in.
Impulse Theater
Wynkoop St, Denver, CO 80202
I may have peed my pants when I went there last. The audience suggested toe-nail biting Olympics in slow motion!
I may have peed my pants when I went there last. The audience suggested toe-nail biting Olympics in slow motion!
Red Rocks Amphitheatre
Denver, CO 80202
A Summer date may include an evening at Film on the Rocks…bring a cushi for your tushi and a blanket for cuddles. Films like The Big Lebowski & Sixteen Candles = Yuppie Heaven!
A Summer date may include an evening at Film on the Rocks…bring a cushi for your tushi and a blanket for cuddles. Films like The Big Lebowski & Sixteen Candles = Yuppie Heaven!
Corepower Yoga
333 E 13th Ave, Denver, CO 80203
Slip on your best spandex and meet your date at Core for some morning salutations. The more you sweat the more you will turn him on. Note: It’s crowded, so be prepared to be two inches from his butt.
Slip on your best spandex and meet your date at Core for some morning salutations. The more you sweat the more you will turn him on. Note: It’s crowded, so be prepared to be two inches from his butt.
Water Course Foods
837 E 17th Ave, Denver, CO 80218
He wants to Veg You Up! You’ll frolic over to this hip uptown vegetarian eatery, so make sure to order up enough protein to hold you over until you can sneak a piece of jerky from your purse.
He wants to Veg You Up! You’ll frolic over to this hip uptown vegetarian eatery, so make sure to order up enough protein to hold you over until you can sneak a piece of jerky from your purse.
Mercury Cafe
2199 California St, Denver, CO 80205
Your Zen man might suggest open mike night or salsa lessons at this bohemian warehouse palace. Wear your brightest colors and eat beforehand, the food is bland and chewy.
Your Zen man might suggest open mike night or salsa lessons at this bohemian warehouse palace. Wear your brightest colors and eat beforehand, the food is bland and chewy.
Sam Taylor's Bbq
435 S Cherry St, Denver, CO 80246
He will round you up at your place for an early supper probably around 5:30… Order up the ribs or the brisket, and flirt by letting your cowboy help you wipe the bbq sauce off of your chin.
He will round you up at your place for an early supper probably around 5:30… Order up the ribs or the brisket, and flirt by letting your cowboy help you wipe the bbq sauce off of your chin.
Grizzly Rose the
5450 N Valley Hwy, Denver, CO 80216
Wear your Wranglers and pull out those vintage boots! You can wear a skirt, but if you plan to ride the mechanical bull then bring bloomers. Order a brewsky and try dancing to live country music!
Wear your Wranglers and pull out those vintage boots! You can wear a skirt, but if you plan to ride the mechanical bull then bring bloomers. Order a brewsky and try dancing to live country music!
National Western Complex Stadium
CO 80216
National Western Stock Show = YEEEHA! Date number two might just lead you to a rodeo to watch your date himself in a bull riding contest. Go Cowyboy Go!
National Western Stock Show = YEEEHA! Date number two might just lead you to a rodeo to watch your date himself in a bull riding contest. Go Cowyboy Go!
Wahoo's Fish Taco Restaurant
1521 Blake St, Denver, CO 80202
He’ll swing by your place in his Subaru Impreza… Wahoo’s is casual, so wear your butt jeans, and order their scrumptious fish tacos. Make sure his back is to the TV or lose him to the sports on tv.
He’ll swing by your place in his Subaru Impreza… Wahoo’s is casual, so wear your butt jeans, and order their scrumptious fish tacos. Make sure his back is to the TV or lose him to the sports on tv.
Rtd-Regional Transportation District
1600 Blake St, Denver, CO 80202
Nothing wrong with supporting the public transportation system, just come prepared with the exact change for the bus fare and a flexible schedule.
Nothing wrong with supporting the public transportation system, just come prepared with the exact change for the bus fare and a flexible schedule.
Coors Field - Baseball Season
2001 Blake St, Denver, CO 80205
As long as the Tour de France is complete, your date might score a home run by taking you to a Rockie’s game. Find the beer and the chocolate covered strawberries on a stick.
Sing Sing
1735 19th St, Denver, CO 80202
Don’t be surprised if your date knows all the words to every song. Remember, this guy spends hours training, so his ipod becomes his crowd. If he gets up on the the piano don’t leave!
Don’t be surprised if your date knows all the words to every song. Remember, this guy spends hours training, so his ipod becomes his crowd. If he gets up on the the piano don’t leave!
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Click here to log in.There is the “Sizzle It then Fizzle It” sort of like “hit it and quit it” but a modernized version without the domestic violence misnomer. It conjurs images bacon and breakfast – cuz when the effing stops the eating begins – both on a micro and macro level of a relationship. It is very different from a one night stand, but has a lot of the same characteristics – my dad “sizzled it” for 18yrs.
You think straight guys are hard to read, try the Chemistry.com M4M ads: Honest to a fault (Yeah right), 32 y/o (read: 52), athletic (read: I shower once a month), love art museums and fine dining (you pay), straight acting (horn-dog), masculine (read: beer gut) and overall nice guy (as long as you buy dinner and are great in bed). If he’s too good to be true, HE is not true or good! Buyer beware!
Word up. Nice guide. I think I’m the yuppie, but you also forgot the Metrosexual, the wannabe outdoors type, the videogamer, the frat boy, and the one I feel best describes me, the certifiable d bag.
Great guide!
HAAA! I love this guide, so true and wonderful.
friendship circle!!!!!! i love it
Leave enough room for the Holy Ghost.
Better the Colorado cowboy than the Southern redneck. Wow it’s good to be back.