Sheesh That's Awkward!

Faking Cancer = Awkward

Kim Zolciak, from Bravo’s, The Real Housewive’s of Atlanta sure is awkward!

“I almost died of cancer”
“So, you had cancer?”
“No, but I almost died.”
“So, you didn’t have cancer?”
“No not really, but I almost died in Chillies.”
“Huh?”

Her Conversation.

When You Have To Itch There = Awkward

Hey, when ya gotta itch, ya gotta itch! Sometimes, it doesn’t matter who’s looking.

Date Talks Into Bluetooth Instead Of You = Awkward

TAKE THE BLUETOOTH OFF! I mean, is that phone call SO important on a date? You can’t wait until you visit the men’s room to cram that in your ear? AWKWARD!

The Restroom= Awkard

We all like to use the pot in a safe environment all alone. Yet sometimes, this does not happen. So, we must do our business in public restrooms, where awkwardness occurs everyday.

I don’t know about you, but when I gotta go. It’s a little awkward knowing that a thin wall is the only thing separating you and the person next to you, without blocking smells or sounds. UHHH, AWKWARD!

Thongs/Butt Cracks = Awkward

The butt crack is a strange, private, nasty place. Please keep it to yourself. There are so many exposed these days. It’s surprising that we’re not all walking around just naked. AWKWARD!

Awkward Conversation = Awkard

I have been caught in so many AWKWARD conversations at parties, at work, or on the phone. The weather usually ends up being the subject of conversation, or “What have you been up to?”

5 Conversation Tips for Dealing with Awkward People

It’s especially awkward if you haven’t seen the person in a really, really long time. Do you spill you entire life’s story to them? I certainly don’t want to hear it. Sometimes, just an awkward “Hello” is enough.

Tatoo Face= Awkward

Do you think he will enjoy this when his skin starts to sag? Try to have a conversation with a crayon face…. AWKWARD!

Not Claiming Fart In Public = Awkward

We’ve all done it. The fart in public has got to be the most embarrassing experience. Especially if you know someone else did it and then they proceed to look around innocently as if nothing happened.

Who ever dealt it, felt it!

Waving At Person and They Don't Wave Back = Awkward

This is a classic experience that happens to me OFTEN! For example, I see my friend, I wave. They look right at me, I wave. They look at me as if they have never known me. I wave again. Nothing. They leave. I wave again. Nothing. AWKWARD!

Spinach In Teeth = Awkward

Why is it, I can’t quite bring yourself to tell someone they have spinach in their teeth? The conversation is going so well, I hate to interrupt their thought process. Who wants to embarrass someone, right? I mean, especially if I don’t know them all that well. AWKWARD!

Caught Checking Out Your Reflection = Awkward

Now, I gotta say… I am the queen of walking by a window to check out my butt or my hair-do. How can you resist? It’s AWKWARD though, when I check myself out (picking my teeth, picking a wedgy, etc.) when someone INSIDE catches me. AWKWARD!

Face on Back Of Head= Awkard

I guess it’s nice to see in both directions. Why not?

Internet Dating = Awkward

I’m sure this has got to be the most AWKWARD dating experience in the world right now. How do you really get to know a person over IM? I mean, really get to know someone? AWKWARD!

AWKWARD.