Awkward Family Portraits will make you say "WTF?"

The dad looks totally out of place there – I’m surprised they let him in the picture

Looks like dad bought the family from an Orvis catalog

It’s no wonder they look smug, that’s the 7th Marquess of Bath and his family in ther home, Longleat House. www.longleat.co.uk

Makes a whole lot more sense now

SamS, you’re hysterical.

Ha this one is intense!

That is Lord Bath, he’s an eccentric British Lord who turned his stately home into a Safari park just outside Birmingham. You can see more of him at http://www.lordbath.co.uk/

Haha wow! I love Lord Bath… He’s a legend…

the dog can smell the aroma of burgundy and smug… dosent seem to enjoy it much.

Don’t care who they are…Smug is never attractive.

Someone please nominate Dad for What not to wear.

it looks like the dad was added later to the photo.

Err, Johnuk, Longleat ain’t nowhere NEAR Birmingham, mate! Longleat’s just up the road from me in the West Country, Wiltshire… as for Lord Bath, he’s probably trying not to laugh, he’s a bit barking.

where is dad?

I feel for the dog.

Why the dog? Just look at that face… so intelligent. He’s a shoe-in for a Knightship. What are they gonna do when they find out the girl can’t play on a clay court?

Dads can wear Whatever they want, OK? Actually his suit was at the cleaners….

This is a picture of Lord Bath, what an amazing house he has. The house name is Longleat you should have a look at it.

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The dad is Lord Bath. Always wears bright colours.

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These pictures make me want to puke. Why do so many people have to do these same as every other stupid unimaginative WASPy family photos?

I bet there is a sign on the beach behind them that says “Family Photo Spot.” I swear it’s the same place on the same beach EVERY TIME!

I would say it’s also not the family in white that has to keep the rest of the families from tumbling down the hill.

I think the blue people are everyones favorites. you can just tell.

This was taken mere moments before the gigantic wave swept them all to sea.

seeing this photo makes me feel a lot better about my most recent family beach photo. our pics were def not as cheesy, although I did hold a shell in one. UGH! LAME!

Somewhere in there is a sullen teenage goth planning the destruction of whoever orchestrated this photo.

Rather wear pink than jaundice yellow. Why are so many people threatened by the color pink? If it’s good enough for the Komen Foundation…

Yeah, I know, and get the family photo shirts out of the laundry, so everyone can put them on and eat family photo brunch before family photos. What’s a WASP?

They all look pretty badass to me..

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who’d a thunk it they are brother and sister

(Pictured from top, clockwise) Ned, Rod, Tod and Maude Flanders.

^^LOL I was thinking the same thing… that or they’re related… closely related.

WTF…they’re like us McGuire’s…all look a like, ha! Gotta find the Sweeney sisters, Look out Geena! ha

WTF…like us McGuire’s..they all look a like..sick, look out Geena, Sweeney sisters r com’n, ha!

Hey, my grandpa was a McGuire! Nice to see distant family with a common interest. Luckily, our McGuire’s don’t look THAT alike…

to the kids i would like to say. I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY.

The dad looks kind of like…..Hitler…. o_0

Looks like Ned Flanders to me, and his crew.

What an unfortunate-looking family.

Damn i have heard of comb-overs but that is ridicules

Nice family pic…from Little House on the Prairie!

This is EEEEEEEK! Please let these hairstyles along with the big glasses never come around again!

ooooh god

Dad thats our “special” touch.

I’d look upset too if I sported a double-chin at the age of 9.

You have a very good point.

that dad looks super uncomfortable

tashahale- he hates his life.

he looks like a cop i see in my city

They all look like they’d rather be having a root canal.

Or like they all REALLY need to poop.

Dad is probably worried about what this photo will do for his son’s future.

Lmao Seven nov I was thinking the same thing!

think i know that guy!!

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Their Christmas card said “It’s been a wild ride with the Hendersons this year! So wild we wore white shirts instead of baby blue!”

LOL, and the wild ride the first son got while scooting forward on that tree trunk… bruhahahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! REALLY? What possibly possessed this family to think this was a good idea?

I can’t find any sarcastic replies, all I can do is laugh and laugh and laugh! LOL!!

I can’t believe they did this on purpose.

Someone here at Guidespot HQ described this as “the family tree boner”.

The middle son is quite a rebel; he’s wearing darker pants AND shoes than the rest of them!

ok the boys are DEF gay

hmmmm… looks like they are all enjoying that waaaay too much

Got wood ????

Happy Jones Family Erection Day!

If I hit her with a bat, will candy come out?

OOO! Good idea! I’m sure someone tried it. It’d b hard not to be confused.

Easy after prom access.

Actually, these two were the winners of the Stuck At Prom contest, where people hand make outfits completely out of duct tape!

DUCT TAPE!? WOW!

Prom night on acid, ahh memories. Strange, strange memories.

Oh my word, I just realized that that was her dress and not a seat of some sort.

That’s my friend, she made her dress and her dates tux out of duct tape. She won, it took her 140 rolls of duct tape I believe. The bottom of the dress is removable.

@citybeats You know that girl!? Thanks for letting us know… That is awesome… Show her this guide… I want to hear more details! Thanks!

lol kaylee! me 2! congrats 4 winning. must hav alot of courage 2 show up like that in public! go girl (& guy)! power 2 u!

well done with duct-tape!

“Say cheese”, Manson family.

Microsoft family portrait from the ABQ era.

Does anyone else hear REALLY bad porno music?

Freaks … you will never amount to anything! Waste of time playing those computer games.

I hear the music!

Its like a Manson family get-together…. Before the murders…

We are STILL Intel .. BOM .. bom bom bom bom

Hey , how did Ross from Friends make into this pic. now we know the rest of the story

geeks…..but now VERY RICH geeks.

Dammit Scott u took my Ross reference joke

One things for sure.. you can almost see the smoke from all the doobies being passed around…

ha ha ha ha ha!!! not laughing so much when i do the math of how much money they’re worth now.

Looks like the Oak Ridge Boys mated with…each other.

Bottom left…..isn’t that???…..wait a minute!…..That’s BILL GATES!!

Dude that looks like the original cast of that 70’s show!!

That is Bill Gates. The girl to the right of him owns Manhattan Island, and the guy just above him recently out bid the guy at top right for the Cascade Mountains.

I think it’s more than a few yards ;-)

Yeah………

This looks like it was taken in their basement next to the water heater.

Do the two ladies share him or something?

Good questions Seattle Cameron…..

The littlest boy has no pupils!

No, he has pupils; he’s just hypnotized by the pattern on Big Sis’s chest.

did they think it would be cute? i’m sure the boys hide this pic from their friends to avoid embarassment!

the littlest kid is think…why oh why did she not run out of fabric for me!

No, it’s obvious the littlest one is going into an epileptic seizure from all the pattern.

Good thing he’s not gonna be a teacher. Coz he can’t control his pupils.

…First comment, really? This is classic! I can see where it wouldn’t be as bad, but with Mom’s arms out, ready to catch, it’s just too much!

wtf!!!! who does that!

They did the same to the son. That’s why his legs are a bit shorter than….?

ahahahahahahaha this is hilarious!

that’s just inspiring.

He sure seems to think so.

Doesn’t this belong in the douchebag guide?

Obviously this photo was his idea.

Hey you guys stop talking about my boyfriend that way – he is a stud

Why does he have his hand on his crotch?

gay

Actually his hand is on his left leg, not crotch but I wouldn’t want to show this photo to people. He looks way too full of himself.

oh cmon, this was a photo at his memorial service….i wouldve killed myself if this photo shoot was of me

classic…..classic cheeseball.

You know how I know you’re gay…

oh white hats. the sad thing is he will never realize how much of a db he is until hes dead.

Denverdave…He has his hand there because no one else will put their had in his crotch! He sure is proud of himself… ick.

And if you look to your left, you’ll see a piece entitled “Douche in Repose”.

conceited and gay…

you know you’re full of yourself when.

denverdave… he’s trying not to get a boner looking at his own head.

Anyone else notice the sandals?

“I love me… In fact….I’m thinking about myself right now. Yay me!”

Nothing says “redneck white trash” like that haircut.

He probably has this picture hanging up in his apartment on his living room wall….which he lives in alone.

Nah. Redneck white trash wouldn’t have had the bux for this shoot. He’s probably disowned money. And definitely full of himself.

Wow, that sad thing is I know people like this, mostly in the military though, you know who you are, my and my sister give men like this the nick name Zap Branagain, from futurama,

Zap Branagain ROFL ahahahahahaha

I’m embarrassed FOR him.

OH NO…….these poor kids.

Anyone up for a game of “one of these things is not like the other”?

OMG It’s Joe Dirt!

No, its a young Axl Rose

The only thing that equals the fathers effort that he must use to fake the smile, is the look of anguish in his eyes.

I cant believe these two have sex…..

This is sorta like the Royal Tannenbaums, but less awesome.

Lol this is a Scion advert.

looks like the mormon family adopted an orphan roadie when guns and roses were in salt lake

photoshop.

Yeah, as hilarious as this photo is, I have to call shopped on this one.

But it’s just as bad without the other kid! I mean, SERIOUSLY. Why?!

they seem to fade into the background. guess which one ran away and joined Guns n roses

seriously?

No, guess which one grew up and killed the rest of them…

“F@#k you Mom! I’m not calling that douche Dad!” And this is why step children will always be a problem in second marriages.

bahahahahaha

Moof is right, it is a Scion ad. I saw it in an issue of Juxtapoz magazine.

I think I had a sister like that too. I love the blatting baby. I bet punk gal is living in ’burbs, drives a SUV & has her kids play T ball & soccer.

I would have been the one in the black leather!

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This is love, real. true. love.

eek!

She’s actually kinda cute

I think they’re cute together. I like it.

He spanks her and screams like a girl when they have sex.

Thank you EHarmony!!!

His face shall haunt me in my dreams…

looks like she took her retarded neighbour out for a photo shoot

he looks like cookie monster!!! lmao

He does look to have some sort of retardation, but it doesn’t mean it isnt a good picture, from the looks of it, he seems to be more uncomfortable than her. He was probably just doing what they wanted.

Im amazed that nobody has yet commented on that really “special” sweater he is wearing..

Please, please do not mate.

did his eyes just have a heart attack?

Well I mean, clearly- they’re bunnies! Those ears aren’t fake, this is totally Christmas.

Hmm, true. I’ve never seen this sort of bunny though. Craziness, and since when do bunnies celebrate Christmas, hmmm?

It’s Chreaster.

i dont think hugh hefner will ask them to join his house no matter how nicely they ask

i don’t know about you but the mom looks a bit evil.

was just about to say what Keifer said hahah

It’s Christmas…. no Easter… It’s Christeasmas or ah, Passover? OOOH! It’s Valentine’s Day! Pink or Red is appropriate.

donnie darko

This is a little too close ‘Children of the Corn’ for me

Dad’s at least smart enough to TRY to hide his identity.

picking out the right corn cob to use

trapped in this life for-ev-errrrr

all i can do is laugh!!!!!

children of the effin corn man

Aww shucks this is corny!

My son wanted a watch for Christmas, so I let him.

gross! raisins sucking face! peeuw!

hahahahah

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I bet the baby poops 12 sided dice

Jdoe… Thank you for the best laugh I’ve had all week! You may be right.

“…then King Arthur sent out the rest of his knights after Lancelot and Guinevere and detained them and their three children for their bad fashion sense. That is why they never got out enough…”

looks like he stabbed his mom in the back and about to strangle his dad for making him wear that get-up. can’t blame him..

Jdoe Omg that is just too funny. Thanks for the laugh

and of course you have the naked baby.

Further evidence that breeding should be a privilege and not a right.

lvl 1 humans

What is that guy/girl(?) holding in the back??

a giant dildo…. its a sword lol

I think the baby is better off not having any get up like that to wear. That may be the child that runs away & lives a normal life.

Isn’t that the wacky laundromat guy in San Francisco? The one with his face in the company logo? Either way… the daughters are hot…

The airbrushing on this photo makes it really terrifying. And disturbing. Ahhh!

That;s what it is the airbrushing!

I’m not sure the mum really fits in with that family…she appears to be trying to hitchhike out of there.

She’s totally trying to get someone to save her, it’s her secret “help me” symbol!

Got to love Karaoke Night!!!

“I love to sing-a, about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a " …….

Blue Velvet! …Nobody gets what I’m saying.

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At least these people have an imagination. Which can’t be said for many of the others…

and they are in four states at once.

damn jaywop, by pointing that out it kind of makes the picture cool?

hahahaha

hey how did you find a photo of my family??

Yeah as much as I want to make fun of this – I could totally see my family doing this pose.

I think they might be making the Illuminati pyramid??? It looks like they are at a national tourist site?

…and we call it The Aristocrats!

Someone forgot to pack the Twister mat again!

OMG, we had something equally horrible in the 1990s, when I was a teenager. I shudder to think that it might get out some day.

Andrea, oh come, this is totally your family lol.

Hawt!

I had my dog stand at the 4 corners with 1 paw in each state.

like the pose…

Dad’s demonstrating his dominance and flexibility at the same time. Wife’s head is practically in his crotch.

lol White people.

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I was say somethin about how awkward this looks but then when i read jaywop’s comment, i was like “woah, i wanna go there..” but still. Could they not have done it a different way?

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I like the guy with his shirt unbuttoned – he is so hot

Oh my God, this brings back terrible memories of family photos where my Mom insisted on the “Canadian Tuxedo”.

I’ll bite – what is a Canadian Tuxedo?

Feast your eye upon the Canadian Tux

They couldn’t get a jeans onesie for the baby?

They didn’t search hard enough steveg….they’re out there. I know they’re out there.

i like the look on the baby’s face- 2 cute!

is this some weird palygamous family or something. there are 3 daddies and 3 mommies.

the “sister mom” on the right is sitting on the baby.

jail photos are awesome

She has three small kids and another on the way. She has to be drunk.

I think she is lovely even if she is drunk.

I think she is lovely even if she is drunk.

The one upside down is 2 seconds away from a severe concussion.

baunihete, I think that’s what the mom wants. She’s gloating.

two words for this lady – stop breeding.

Whatever they’re doing, baby is not amused.

I think Dad (or dads) obviously had the fun

What is wrong with you people? Four children is not a crime, and the mother obviously loves her children. This is a beautiful tribute to motherhood. Why all the hate towards big families?

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This one is not awkward at all. I find it quite lovely actually.

I think this is a beautiful picture! I don’t see anything wrong with it…all I see is a smiling happy mother cuddling with her kids. It’s adorable.

She is Not Drunk! She has all Those kids & one on the way, it’s more like She’s plain Tired!

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no, it’s the oxycotin keeps her smilin’ and tootin’

Bloody hell, looks like fun to me. Lots of love and live-in playmates… Big families aren’t a crime. I have a friend with 6 sons. Very healthy and happy family.

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It is like the twins from ‘The Shining’

No Children of the Corn

AH, CREEPY.

Yeah this is way too creepy.

LOVE it.

Her face is more enigmatic than the Mona Lisa. The only thing that is certain: She has minions!

Enigmatic??? Is that a new synonym for creepy?

They’re staring into my soul… I also don’t like how their hair looks all connected, and that they’re growing off of one mass.

medusa had twin babies with the fire god- thats what it looks like to me!

The scarriest part of this photo is that is must’ve been chosen as the BEST of the set…..what do the others look like??

lmao they do look like the twins from the Shining!!! they all look possessed!!!

are they trying to look dead or just possesed?

the one on the right wants to kill you

“I see dead people”

A mother has daughters with the same colored hair and freckles just like hers. Now there’s something wrong with mendellian genetics and identical twins? They’re cute kids.

they are connected by their hair

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It’s their creepy expressions that give me the willies.

“When I was little my family had an 80’s hair band.”

Wow. Just, wow.

can you imagine the line to get in the bathroom with all that hair being done?

There are no words…

Oh there are words, just one: Aquanet.

The real Joe (Joleen?) Dirt…???

omg yes!! that i s joe dirts hair!

Bon Jovi rocked man! Good to see he’s settled down now though

was there an electrical storm in the area?

it’s a boy. And boy, would I LOVE to see what this family looks like now!

This is the pic they use on FACEBOOK to advertise Classmates.com for "Class of ’78……..haa haa

They must go through a case of Hairspray everyday

WTF – that’s all that’s coming out, i’m speachless!

Ummmmm

I didn’t know that it was stylish in the 80’s to glue a dead ferret to your head.

joe dirt was looking in the wrong place for his family!

Oh wow.

“Everyone should not be allowed”? Or “not everyone should be allowed”?

Can’t believe I haven’t seen this on the Shore. Relieved, but can’t believe it.

When I was in high school (in the Bronx, NY) only the Guidettes at my school had hair that big. Everyone else was sane.

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Child abuse

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thats why dad named you joe dirt lol

I HAVE THAT ACCORDION!!!!!

I kind of like this photo… lol.

That’s what my BF said too. I’m like uh- no you’ll never make me and me child do this. ever.

this is child abuse, call social services!

This is cool in a really weird way.

is she a relation to bjork?

It’s bjorks long lost sister.

i want to be in this family

They are pretty cute.

They’re future is so bright, they’ve got to wear shades O-O

This is picture is AWESOME! I wish I had one of me dressed like this from my childhood.

clearly being goofy…unlike most of these others where they’re serious..seriously looney!

Well, there’s a Birthday you’ll never forget Jimmy!!!

Has anyone noticed the dog clearly looks like a loaf of Wonder bread?

i like it. i think that out of all these pictures, this is the most real.

I really like this photo! It shows a mother who doesn’t care about what other people think about her and still keeps her inner child close. This kid will grow up well.

the dog does look like wonderbread! rofl! this mom is def carefree, but does the kid hav 2 b traumatised so young?

I like this one too, at least they are unique.

LOL, it looks like the circus is in town. It’s rather colorful.

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the dog is fantastic!

fighting over a cookie

i’m going with the dad

I’m going with the son.

I’m going with the son.

The son is way too happy for this picture, especially being at the bottom of that pile!

its the daughter for sure.. what you dont know is that she wasnt even part of the picture.. shes not even the real daughter, so she jumped in right when they took the picture… the dad is hot. XD

It’s true, she totally photo bombed this shot.

Um, the fat one?

yup, the fat one… the DAD

Yep… the fat one…

The mom could pass for a man if she cut her hair short… I feel really bad saying that…

This looks like one of many common catastrophes for this family.

How could they afford photo’s? Can you imagine the size of their grocery bill with Fatty Patty?

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“When do we eat?” asks the clueless father.

Hahaha I love this one!

That’s what I want…a picture of my son hitting women…and being the only one laughing in the photo…awesome!

Are those rose colored glasses? Classic!

thats cute!

this is awesome! im not even sure why it was in this list, but im glad it was…

FTW!

For once, a REAL family pic!

This one is great! definately not your typical portrait pose.

Poor Mom!!! She’d rather be ANYwhere else.

i guess the father taught the son well…..rotfl!!!

looks like mum and dad are oblivious to what’s happening in the back. lol

This one’s funny. But in a funny way. Not in that “WTF” way. This pic’s great. Siblings doing what siblings do with the long-suffering parents down front.

lol I like this one

wtf!

I guess the obvious is the brother punching the sister, but no one seems to notice the other sister with the choke hold around her sibling’s neck lol. I love this pic!

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that’s just awesome

There is not enough oral sex to repay this.

one of the best family photos ever

thats love…

katyport, love or just plain nerdtastic.

happiest baby bear EVER

really, what possesses people?

Nope. Couldn’t do it.

theyre bears.

What were they thinking? I bet they are SO embarrassing to the kids dates. No one should be that involved…

Especially if this was framed in their living room, on the mantel. Oy vey.

kids programme? reindition of goldilocks (except they ate her at the end)? i think they look quite cute actually. makes u wonder wot mom promised dad 4 this- if he was a willing participant then…?

Must’ve been on their way to the fuzzy convention….

Wheres Goldilocks?

Not the Bear family again!

ha ha this is fantastic!

Sheesh. It’s just a silly pic of a young family. Only thing I find disturbing is the way Dad’s staring into the camera, while Mom and Baby are looking past it.

wth.. did the dad get bribed with 2 months of no-back-talk sex to do this?

If I was Goldilocks, I would run Very fast from this scene!

why?

It was obviously groundhog day

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You know it was all her idea, too…

I LIKE IT!

a poster by the right wing to scare old people about gay people. Or a picture of the Bush boys bonding.

Oh my lord.

thats just wierd

all the options combined.

Advertising gimmick to revive enthusiasm for the Chicago Bears.

They must be British.

Good point on the British tip.

these two were looking at the photo shoot of the two naked homos and their sister

WTF..i’m back..the Sweeney Brothers, ha ha! i’m not sure which Sweeney’s, Matt say hi to ur brothers,ha !

Something about this photo tells me it had to be staged… Nobody would pay that kind of money just to look bad.

what are they smiling at? probably their reflection in a mirror we can’t see

I KNEW Barry Manilow had a twin!!

It’s the Squirrel boys posing for the photo National Inquirer never used.

LOL This picture ROCKS!

Don’t know what’s the deal with those two but that color combination makes my eyes hurt.

This reminds me of the “Step Brothers” film poster.

weren’t these guys on the amazing race? lol

Does anyone really have to know?

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Mork & Mork

How has no one commented on this one….it’s insane.

They were first posing for their Myspace profile pic… Which they link to on their Craigslist personal ad.

that’s sick

There just 3 siblings you like to take pictures half naked….thats totally normal …right lol?

Original casting call for ‘Threes Company’ but the producers thought it was too risque and decided to go with two chicks and only one guy pretending to be gay.

ChunkyPB, thats a brilliant comment…high five.

douchebaggery at it’s best

disturbing.

What’s happening here? Something that is illegal in all 50 states….

Dibs on the one on the right.

it looks like something that Moses would have them stoned for

this is weird, tall guy on right is kinda cute…looks like a serial killer tho

made even creepier by the holy angled lighting

I’m thinking a bad Twilight theme picture?

kind of creepy….

At least the girl’s not shirtless also. Get the feeling tho, that if we could see the uncropped version, there’d be chains tethering their ankles to the wall behind them…

2 way!

so wrong

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ahahahah WHY????

from inside your colon looking out…

Costume for halloween…where does one get a furry naked human outfit?

WHAT?!?!?! How did I not find this mysef!? PRICELESS.

Gah!

And people wonder why kids are on so many prescription drugs nowadays…

This just gave me shivers.

I wish I could have been at the daughters graduation when they show pictures of the family and she is touching her dad’s pretend penis suit. those poor poor kids.

Maybe this costume idea wasnt such a good idea>?

that is just funny sick but funny

Art imitates life…notice how the mother is oblivious…

This is an art piece. It’s not a real family.

Great unholy horror! Someone should have their kids taken away. 1) dressing like this 2) letting daughter touch 3) Not destroying the negatives. Stupid supreme!

I’m with Arwyn.

Sweet zombie Jebus!

Come on : D “I don’t care who you are THIS is funny”! LMAO HA!

why bother with costumes

I know this family. They are actually really reserved but didn’t want to let me down by declining my invitation to a family friendly russian nudist colony.

why is their skin hairy ……eeeeeewwwwww i guess they are all members of the hair club for nudists

wow. plain bizarre.

there is so much wrong with the picture, the suits, the poses… The idea behind the photo is sick, sick, SICK!

WTF

I’m scared for life

Ummmmm

from the way that picture was going in the next picture the boy was probably dry humping his sister

OMG they should b shot

A girl should NEVER touch her father’s penis…not even his pretend one. Just kill them all and save the world from the serial killer that the son will surely grow up to be!

…I think a part of my brain just exploded…

ok, this is just really wrong…

no wonder the kids r trying 2 hide their faces mom & dad! how could u! aren’t u supposed 2 love ur children?

This is SO funny and super nasty at the same time. I agree, no girl should ever have to touch her dad’s fake penis.

ok seriously…this is like molestation/child porn and is just not right!! sick!!

wait a sec!!! is the dad SMILING!!!???

OH MY GOSH ITS TOTALLY SEXUAL ABUSE TO HAVE YOUR CHILD TOUCH YOUR PENIS. EW! EVEN IF IT IS A FAKE ONE. WHO IN THE WOLD MAKES COSTUMES LIKE THIS.

everyone is overreacting, I doubt he made her touch it. these costumes are funny.

This picture has changed my view of Americans FOREVER!

I don’t think they’re Americans .. . I’d guess Scandinavians.

Who says they’re american? Seriously though, this is a messed up picture. And doesn’t matter what country it is, people have fruit bats like these living there, just like they have morons like Dorrit.

20 bucks says these kids grow up to be serial killers.

Ok these costumes where a stupid idea.. How do you get this idea past the 2 grown adults in the picture, plus whom ever’s taking the shot? My guess is the little girl doesn’t know any better. Twisted..

Where is DCF when you need them?

question is… why do they have shoes on?

GROSS

Someone call child protective services!!!

Until someone can trace the origins of this pic or a source for the costume, it’d probably be best to not take shots at one country or another. We have no idea where this came from.

I can’t help thinking that those costumes would make a great “grooming” tool for a pedophile who’s picked his/her target. Gawd, I watch too much SVU.

I’m coiled up laughin’ here. Best comment? I’m going with wendyw….Why bother with costumes. I can’t believe that the mother didn’t get a brazilian or something to tidy herself up a bit.

You know it scary enough that dad is having daughter fondle his hairy sack….but the son is taking quite an interest in the proceedings almost like he wants to fondle dad

I find it hard to believe that the mother let her daughter wear one pink sock. Dear oh dear!!

I can’t even begin to imagine what this family was thinking when they put on these suits and posed for this picture. EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!

It is an art experience by Anna Maltz.. she has these hand knit suits and photographs families wearing them.

Vom

DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!

Is it a neighborhood Halloween party??

defiantly shopped.

I really really hope this is photo-shopped!! Really Really.

That is Just Vulgar! Ewwwww! No one should be subjecting their children to this. Where was Social Services?

yep, just strange!

WTF please help them!!!

This is just WRONG!!!

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noooooooooooooooooooooooo

This is sick and whoever thinks this is funny is equally sick!

surely was a shock photos to Manganese Sulfate http://www.rqsulfates.com/Mangan…

nasty and really should report this as child pedophilia. nasty fucking family.

holy moley!

….AAAACKKK!!!!… CTRL/ALT/DELETE…asap

I think you guys need to lighten up. Far worse things have happened. All this shows is a dark sense of humor. Good for them.

Holy mole!!! He sure is having a ball of a time…

Holy mole!!! He sure is having a ball of a time…

Oh dear god….

WTF. THIS IS AWESOME.

I am officially adding ‘What the Pooh’ to my expressions – I can’t wait to use it!

The cockles of my heart are oddly warmed by this. I think it’s the baby’s expression. Oh, wait. That might be the father.

This is adorable!

soooo pooh and eeyore had sex and out came tigger?

Who would’ve known?! What a wild science experiment eh?

this is undeniably adorable! but who’s having more fun- dad or baby?

joeb1 that’s kinda disturbing…

You know his buddies at the office are giving him so much crap right now!

WTP is wrong with this picture? It’s just a cute pic of another young family. New baby makes people act silly is all. Nothing wrong with that.

I know someone who might do this.

It’s cute, I would have used this for the free photo in the package or a Christmas postcard. It’s not for everyone to do. It’s not as bad as some of the others I just looked at.

how did you get talked into that one?

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awwww…this is adorable

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OMG, too funny. Nice addition Chels… I think I would be scared if I was the photographer… bruhahahaha, who’s next!?

Right? I mean.. Look at the look the daughter is giving as the son is choking his mother.. Pure evil.

This picture tells a whole story… starting with the guy in the post office pants… is that the real father?

looking at the dad’s shirt, he looks like a preacher of some sort but the shorts?! And yes, the look on the daughter’s face appears to be one of total hate towards the mother.

I knew the Amish were wacko

He’s holding her head on.

Maybe it’s a promo pic for some weird play? And is the Post man sucking in his gut or what???

the sister is death staring her mother too.. h the things that happen while dads out on his route..

dad wants oral son urging mom to do it while waiting anxiously sister wathches on thinking omg not again!

yeah, he DEF looks like a killer!! i bet they couldnt get his hands off of her after the pic was taken!

this is how it happened. the boy put his hands around his moms neck as a joke. the sister obviously wishes it wasn’t a joke.

I love this. Every person in the photo brings a new shade of brilliance. I really feel for Molly Ringwald…

Looks like the daughter is curious, not hateful. And it was probably some kinda joke.

Daughter’s shooting daggers at Mom for letting Bro slip into her room late at night and pretending not to know… Gah. I really do watch to much SVU.

err… who died after this was taken?(a)

iknwo who’s gonna die first lol

I would be more concerned with the guy in the shorts, what’s with that? I think if I was the girl, I would be mad too having to wear that horrid white flour sack dress. As for the boy, who knows?

ahh love

ahh love

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This is fantastic!

and the sister is looking down like, “That’s right, Donnie!” Choke the miserable bitch!"

sure am glad its shark week

……. WHAT?

Cause nothing screams happy holidays like tropical fish and coral reefs. "Hey kids, dont forget to leave a cup of warm blood for Shark Claus.

Boring. I bet they’re in a tank.

If they were in a tank they’d be dressed as soldiers, not divers.

I think it’s quite amusing!

Blub! Blub! Blub! Blub! I’d like to be-e under the se-e-a!! They were visiting Ursula! We would be Sooo happy, you & me…

Sheesh you guys just don’t get it. They’re in an Octopus’s Garden. Happier than clams, too, by the looks of it.

must be a yank

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roar.

Daaaahhh dum. Dah dum. Dadumdadumdadumdadum… Wah-na-na!! Jack Bandit!! Oops, switched sound effects there.

wot happened 2 their legs? did the shark eat it already?

I can’t believe I’m the first person to say this, but this picture is obviously ‘shopped. I can tell by the pixels these people weren’t actually in a shark’s mouth when this photo was taken.

@rickp well, duhhhh…..

It’s not shopped. The Oregon Coast aquarium has one of these. It’s a large painted sign with a cutout that you stand behind. Cheezy, but the pictures look just like this.

LOL @ rickp’s comment.

Oh FFS rickp!!! Why do people go “Shopped”? Who cares if they’re shopped or not? Just enjoy them for Heaven’s sake.

OM NOM NOM NOM

Jaws! on the unsuspecting victims! Where is that canister to blow that freakin’ bloody creature to smithereens!

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he makes a pretty convincing nutcracker

um, this is a family photo? what happened to the person next to him? Looked back at the destruction of Sodom & Gomorah & turned into a sculpture?

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Gross, Gross, Gross!

PUT CLOSE ON —-PLEASE! WHO ARE YOU SENDING THIS PHOTO TO? your friends that you met at the nudist camp?

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!… First, all nude… just…eeewww! Who sends THAT family portrait out or displays it in the living room? Second, she looks as much like a man as he does.

plaaaooooggghhhh!!! gross! gross! eeeuuuwwww! wonder if baby pooped while posing. this is disturbing.

wow, they sorta blend into the backround, wonder if that was intentional or not

@ squiggle Clothes*

For some reason it makes me think of Soul Glo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k…

@ jeannine – you are sooooo right. Maybe they were inspired by that scene. :)

omg!

Very awkward!

You would send this to Grandma for Christmas? “Dear Grandma, We ran out of clothes, can you help?”

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They like it raw…

Actually, they were going for the “naturale, African vibe” In Africa this is how women are, they keep it less clothed.

This picture cracks me up every time I see it. I love it!

Even the dog’s trying to get in on the weirdness.

OMG…my eyes hurt from looking at this pic. Gramps and Grammy is making out, sister is tugging at some guys johnson, and WTH is the guy on the RIGHT doing!?

Hahahahahaha……..ahaha…..ba…

I guess the tackiness is intergenerational.

This was our family at Christmas…..Vodka anyone. Bloody Marys and then on to Champagne.

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did anyone notice the little girl upside down??

You can tell from the picture that Betty played “flock of seagulls” alot while her kids were growing up.

Oh hell ya! This picture is awesome! ol

Mom’s got her hand over her crotch in a subconscious attempt to prevent anything like those two kids from happening again.

Hang on….what are you talking about? The mum is the one on the right. LoL

Wow… nothing says family like an outer space flock of seagulls pic!

Surreal in so many ways….

Daily TEXAS NEWS: Single mom in trailer raising two misfits.

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It’s cute, I would have used this for the free photo in. http://www.calvinunderwear.net

It’s cute, I would have used this for the free photo in. http://www.calvinunderwear.net