WTF Happened to Your Face!? A Guide to Awful Plastic Surgery

Carrott Top

Once, a lovable, yet annoying, ’90s zeitgeist of a prop comic. Now, a steroid-injected, silicone enhanced freak of nature! Why Carrott Top?!? Why?!?!?!?

"Jenny"

I almost feel bad for her. She looks like she came straight out of a Mattel box. And yet she’s always on Oprah yapping about how she just isn’t pretty enough…anyone have a before picture?

He has so much to work with.

Some of us are old enough to remember the Gelflings from the movie The Dark Crystal. And the nightmares that ensued after Mikey’s unveiling.

MWTF?

An obvious scare!

Before...

After...

Ashlee Simpson’s nose job isn’t awful, per se. What’s awful is that she denied having it (we’re not retarded). And also that she is famous at all, because she is nothing but the talentless brunette sibling of a less talentless (and much more charming) blonde.

She also looks like she’s had botox and collagen. Um, gross, she’s like 22!

Meg Ryan you used to be good lookin'

What was wrong with before?

Meg Ryan should have stopped with the nose job. I don’t understand what this obsession is with injected lips and tight skin. I think Barbie had too much influence on girls growing up. Who said Barbie was a good role model? Enough Meg, stop, just stop!

Catwoman!

Jocelyn Wildenstein scares me. She could totally star in the Broadway musical “Cats” – without a mask!

I think it’s Karen Black. I’m too afraid to google it.

Before.....

……when Heidi Montag from The Hills was all…. “normal?”

AFTER.....

…not to mention, you can’t see her boobs in this picture. This is what happens when you get stuck in grimy hands of Hollywood.

Nikki Cox

Actress Nikki Cox has gone way overboard on her lip injections. She almost looks like a cartoon character and it’s making me nauseous.

DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY

(Model) Hang Mioku

Cooking oil injections disfigured this former model.