WTF Happened to Your Face!? A Guide to Awful Plastic Surgery
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Celebrities: they've got everything, and yet they want more. And then there's the non-celebrities who mess with their faces just to get famous. Here's the best of the worst.
Carrott Top
Once, a lovable, yet annoying, ‘90s zeitgeist of a prop comic. Now, a steroid-injected, silicone enhanced freak of nature! Why Carrott Top?!? Why?!?!?!?
I almost feel bad for her. She looks like she came straight out of a Mattel box. And yet she’s always on Oprah yapping about how she just isn’t pretty enough…anyone have a before picture?
He has so much to work with.
Some of us are old enough to remember the Gelflings from the movie The Dark Crystal. And the nightmares that ensued after Mikey’s unveiling.
Ashlee Simpson’s nose job isn’t awful, per se. What’s awful is that she denied having it (we’re not retarded). And also that she is famous at all, because she is nothing but the talentless brunette sibling of a less talentless (and much more charming) blonde.
She also looks like she’s had botox and collagen. Um, gross, she’s like 22!
Meg Ryan should have stopped with the nose job. I don’t understand what this obsession is with injected lips and tight skin. I think Barbie had too much influence on girls growing up. Who said Barbie was a good role model? Enough Meg, stop, just stop!
Just in case you weren’t sure…The Catwoman is for real. A Swiss millionaire who now resides in the US, Jocelyn Wildenstein has reportedly spent over $4,000,000 on plastic surgery.
Speaking of surgeries, did you know that Trinidad, Colorado is known as the Sex Change Capital of the World!? Too bad the most well-known sex-change doctor in Trinidad is no longer alive :(
Speaking of surgeries, did you know that Trinidad, Colorado is known as the Sex Change Capital of the World!? Too bad the most well-known sex-change doctor in Trinidad is no longer alive :(