Her Eyes Are Up There, Kid

Look, no one is going to be angry at you for having a libido, but don’t mistake the finger for the moon, grasshopper. Specifically, don’t leave your apartment on a Saturday night expecting to come home with someone. Women possess the amazing quality of being able to smell the faintest scent of horny. Instead of focusing on the hypothetical, focus on the reality: that nothing has happened. Remind yourself of this to keep a cool head and not get… uh, cocky. No woman wants to feel like she’s getting played and no guy should ever get so desperate that they would degrade their personal conduct to score. Nothing has happened, nothing may happen. It keeps your mind clear and your senses sharp.

Do's and Don't's

Do Play Hard To Get – If you’re into somebody, she’ll know it. Now, you have the job of making sure it’s a “whatever” kind of thing. Ignore here, or downplay the fact that she’s standing right there. You know the old saying “Absence makes the heart grow fonder.”

Don’t Think Leave Anything Open-Ended - Okay, it’s one in the morning. You two have been hanging out for going on an hour and a half, two hours. This is where chivalry can be your worst enemy. If the chemistry is there and your both on the same page, every decision you make is a decision. She is not interested in someone who isn’t in control at this point. So, when you pop the magic question, it’s not “You Wanna Get Out Of Here?”, it’s “Let’s Get Out Of Here.”

The Morning After is tricky because of one simple fact: you two are about to wake up to two very different people. So here’s what you need to do – be a gracious host. Offer to make her some coffee, a bagel; if she’s actually keen on some scrambled eggs, I’d say go for it. This is the only time you two are actually going to see each other for who you are. The least you can do is make her feel comfortable. Most times, this will be the last time you see one another. So, treat her right… and get her phone number.

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Call and Response

After you get past her initial defenses, this is would where you need to be subtle but confident. If she is into you, you need to reciporcate with a little bit of a tease. My philosophy is much like my comedy “Keep it simple.” I like the old stand-bys: nudging a stray hair from her face, a touch on the small of the back, knees bent and dangerously close to one another. Perhaps this sounds corny, but I know what works for me. Just trust your instincts on this one, because there’s a good chance she’s going to respond to you. Remember subtlety is key – “Nothing has happened.”

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