Tricks to Avoid Your Family's Pestering, Prodding, and Shameless Pandering during the Holidays

Dearest Karey Ann, I have a an excellent technique involving mustaches, marathons and holiday parties in the san fernando valley and would very much like to contribute to your guide. Unfortunately, I am currently home for the holidays, which means I am using the house computer (I’m pretty sure it is an Apple IIC+) making it impossible to add requiste mustache photo needed to fully explain said Mustache technique. Hopefully, I will be able to contribute tomorrow from the library’s interwebs PS I will return the flask to u when u return Joe Six Pack to me. kisses, El Guapo