Asian Men are the New Black

Asian men are hothothot. I’ve always thought so. I think the hottest man, though, is mixed-race; half Asian half black, half Asian half white and so on. Basically, we should all breed with Asian men, ladies. The result is Keanu Reeves.

!!! I looove this guide. So funny. I might have to send it to everyone I know.

This cracked me up, in the middle of a meeting no less. Well done! I thought it was surprisingly hilarious, and it all made sense when I saw who wrote it :-)

Nice guide. Continue spreading the good word. Tell your friends!

This, my dear, is a fantastic guide. I think you’ve covered it.

Wow. I suppose all those awesome things could make up for having a tiny penis.