20 Things Worse Than A Fake Moon Landing
Everyone’s all a titter about whether or not the iconic “giant leap for mankind” moon landing footage is real. Pushed to the front of society’s consciousness due to the event’s recent anniversary, talk of conspiracy has been a hot water cooler topic lately. Personally, since I don’t place too much value in the truth, nor too much trust in the media, I’m not terribly enraged by this concept. In-fact, as far as falsified news scoops go, I’d say that one about a bunch of guys jumping around on the moon is pretty entertaining. There are certainly more offensive fake-outs floating around out there. Here are some of the cruelest fakeouts.
Those creepy fake breathing animals
Telling me how good you are at [fake] guitar.
Gatorducks.
More terrifying than the Turducken. Photoshop was not invented to make the world a terrifying place!
Fake Paris.
It’s not really Paris when Bally’s is in the background.
Even more fake Paris.
Come on, man. I might have let the reflection of your computer screen in your sunglasses slide, but this is just plain lazy! Get out the exacto.
Bad attitudes about putty.
Even if it is a joke, I am personally insulted by this company’s efforts to besmirch the good name of my favorite childhood toy. (photo: somethingawful.com)
Fake hampster to get you all wound up at work.
The faster you type, the faster it runs. Soon you’ll just have to write everything by hand out of guilt.
Fake cheese: Real calcium sulfate included to prevent "caking."
This Dude's Cheesy Pick-Up Line
Pat: “How much does a polar bear weigh?” Miranda: “I don’t know. Like, 900 pounds?” Pat: “Enough to break the ice, right? [Awkward pause] Okay, what can I do now to redeem myself?”
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My favorite: Family wave photos!
Nice sneaks.
Getting me all excited about "Connect Two."
Just when I thought I had found a game I could master!
Because Christmas isn’t the only holiday where adults wear scary fluffy costumes.
More fake Paris.
Want an impersonator to attend your next soiree? Well, I don’t!
Fake Christmas trees with holiday-confusion.
I’ve always hated fake Christmas trees, but this one is definitely the worst.
Fake singing girl at Olympics.
Lightbulb: Let’s replace one cute little girl who sings very well with other cute little girl who can’t sing. Brilliant.
Fake turtlenecks: The only thing dorkier than real turtlenecks.
Talk about a first date mood-killer! I’d say discovering your faux-turtleneck is on par with finding out you’re wearing those chicken cutlet bra inserts.
College Bills
Arrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!
And the deviant tripping penguin!
Although, I was admittedly heartbroken when a friend convinced me it was electronically altered. Sniff.
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