Dumb Products I Actually Bought

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I am always buying into the latest health craze or fitness philosophy. In the world of consumerism, I'm an advertiser's wet dream. So please warn me, and other Believers of the products that aren't worth it, so I can save up and invest in gold like my crazy landlord convinced me to do.

The Pedegg

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I can’t believe even after I was told by so many people that it didn’t work, I still bought one. Something about collecting my own foot shavings in a cute little egg just really lit my fire.

The Ab-Wheel

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My sister and I bought this from Walgreen’s when we were in middle school, during the advent of our efforts to impress boys. Needless to say, it ended up under our parents’ bed, and was only donated to the homeless shelter this past Christmas.

 

Ear Candles

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Not only did the ear candles not work, but an ill-fated episode with them ruined a friend’s set of really fancy monogrammed towels.

The Tiddy Bear

Please try to refrain from purchasing.

Despite what they say, it’s not actually fun for children of all ages and sexes.

added by ElGuapo 11/18/2008

Beer cap belt

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Granted, I bought it when it was cool……BUT, I STILL have it and need to throw it OUT.

added by Chelsea 01/21/2009

Real Sweat Pants

Back in the day, when I was a teenager, they used to sell rubber burmuda shorts (I AM NOT KIDDING) for sweating the fat away from your theighs!!! Yes, I tried it and YES I still have fat theighs.

added by christinerojek 01/31/2009
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