We Live In A Nerve Wracking World!

People In Cars

Since I don’t drive, I have a pedestrian’s point of view. Which is, “You’re in a car and I’m walking in the rain. So YOU can wait while I cross the street on MY time!” Ok drivers, just wait your turn.

The Woman With 20 Lattes

If someone is asking you to order that many lattes. At least be courteous enough to move to the back of the line, or call your order in. I have somewhere to be!

Accomidating For The Obese

Ok, I’m not saying fat people shouldn’t sit down. I’m just saying that if they pay more on the airlines, shouldn’t they be paying more on public transit too?

Fat People Riding Small Motorcycles

Do you know how much you weigh?

Loud Buisnessman On Phone

I don’t care about your numbers, your sales pitch, or all the money you’re making right now. Please keep your voice down to an inside voice. Thanks.

Super Moms

Gag me. I see so many super moms a day pushing their strollers and driving SUVs that are too large to park. (I’m gagging.) Some of them aren’t even home during the day to see their children. You’re not so super, you’re just annoying.

Dogs On Long Leashes

I know it’s not the dog’s fault, but I will step on that thing if you do not move it out of the way!

Move Your Crap On Public Transit!

I can’t stand it when the train or bus is jam packed and someone is hogging a seat with their stuff. Move that over and let me or that pregnant lady sit down, please!

Texting While Crossing The Street

Is the text THAT important that you’d sacrifice your body?

Texting While Driving

Are you trying to cause an accident?

Texting While Bikig

Girl, where’s your helmet? There is no protective shield around your bike.

Dogs In Carriages

This makes me hurt inside. Really? You think you’re taking your dog for a “walk”?

Mom With SUV Stroller

I didn’t have the baby, you did. So no, I will not move out of the way of your oversized baby holder.

Mom With Running Stroller

Watch out! They will run you over!

Self Portraits For Facebook Taken With Your iPhone

So original.

This Is What Terry Gross Looks Like?

When I listen to the radio or npr, I can’t stand it when they can’t get their words out. It’s something like this, “ummmmm…uh…., errr….ummmmm…”