ANNOYING PEOPLE AT MY HIGHSCHOOL

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May 13, 2010
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damn damn I hate these people.

RACIST BLACK PEOPLE

Yes, we know that slavery existed. Yes, we know you were opressed in the sixties. But now all you do is complain when you were born in what? 1993? The only thing you should be complaining about as a black person is why ICE-T is on Law & Order SVU and not making sweet beats. But alas, “white people” are boring and smart, so when they make better grades, it’s ractist. When white people have to comply with the school’s agenda of ghetto activities and love for Obama, it’s justice. The list continues…

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HIGHLY COMPETATIVE THEATRE KIDS

We are not in New York. This is not Broadway. No one cares if Susie got the solo over you. No one cares about theatre. I’m sorry that your scholarships didn’t turn out and you don’t like the fact that our school picks crappy plays. It sucks that high school has hindered your obsessive passion. Maybe you just suck.

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PSEUDO HIPPIES/STONERS

These people may be at school often, but look closely… They’re “not all there” Yes, in government, we get that you want to legalize marijuana. We can all tell. We know you hate war and you love peace and you have a liberal agenda to every damn thing. We see your hundred dollar chacos and your crappy tie-dye and Grateful Dead t-shirts. These people annoy me with their constant raids of the snack machines and their constant giggles and their idiotic philosophies. It’s not cool, you look like a walking zombie… or an idiot. Too bad that the drug tests at our school never work and the teachers are too oblivious to notice these dumbasses barely roaming the halls in slow motion everyday with no idea where they are or where they’re going.

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JESUS FREAKS

We have many of these in the South. They love some Baptism and some Holy Ghost action and they love to tell YOU about it. If you have lived in the south for at least a few days, I’m positive that you’ve heard about Jesus sometime. You don’t need a “witness” who’s using you for a free ticket to heaven. Yes, we can see your fake-silver promise ring. We do know that “TRUE LOVE WAITS”. We are aware of your conservative facist standpoint in politics. and we know you want prayer at school every morning. Frankly, we just don’t care.

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SKANKS

Oh my god, I DETEST YOU skanks. I hate your caked-on makeup, slutty clothes, and fake tans/hair. I hate your teacher’s pet persona. You are the most abrasive people on this list. Please shut the hell up because I hate you. Not many people think you’re hot besides douchebags and blind people. You’re depressingly idiotic and incapable of achieving anything in life and I hope you die.

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FRESHMEN

YOU SUCK. You’re awkward and abrasive, even though you try your hardest to cover it up. You really have no idea where anything is and you look like you’re ten. Your classes are NOT difficult like you think. People are mean! Wah Wah. Life isn’t fair. You’re so annoying and dramatic about every aspect of life. I hate you.

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BAND/CHOIR FREAKS

Music is good. Music is good. But when you make such a stereotype of yourself for being in the band or choir, it’s annoying. Theatre people and choir people hate each other. The band hates everyone else with their idiotic/exclusive parties. The “Pit” of the band is a bunch of lazy stoners. The band/choir goes on 67943759 cruises a year. At my school, you can spot a band/choir kid from a mile away.

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EMO/SCENE/GOTH/SKATER/PUNK KIDS

I don’t really know the differences between all of these, but they all annoy me equally. Speaking up in class constantly about your fake psychological disorders is annoying. No one cares that you cut yourself. No one likes your crappy myspace poetry. No one likes your sad bands. No one likes Twilight. No one cares that you get in trouble for not tucking in your shirt. You should’ve been wearing clothes of the appropriate gender anyway.

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GANGSTAZ

Oh my god, I can’t stand these people. Why must you always walk so slowly in the hallway? Some people have places to be! Why must I always have full view of your underwear? Why can’t you NOT wear your clothes 8x too large??? Why must you try to sell me crack in the library? Why can’t I understand a word that comes from your mouth? Why is your woman pregnant? Why do you have ridiculously long and abrasive handshakes? Why are you loud? Why do you always blast your crappy music? WHY? Because you’re a gangsta.

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SPORTS/JOCKS/COACHES

Jesus Chirst, we spend so much money on football at this school, that we can’t even turn on the heat/air or the lights. These kids get so much recognition for the fact that they’re idiotic. They get special treatment from the faculty, and pretty much never attend class, but WHO CARES? They’re idiots that can run fast! I detest the fact that I have to share honors night with these jocks who get a full ride to whichever college and some are stuck in-state with a 32 ACT score… And these DAMN COACHES who are equally stupid that always “teach” history. I LOATHE THESE TEACHERS for their incompetence.

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REDNECKS

There are many in the South. We have to be in the presence of big trucks, rebel flags, country music, camo, hunting rifles, beer, etc. 24/7. We are aware that you’re extremely racist and you’re proud to be a prick. We know you’re imbred and stupid and I LOATHE your accent that you parade around constantly. I don’t want to hear about your hillbilly stories from last weekend or your Jeff Foxworthy/Larry The Cable guy impressions. I just want you to shut the hell up.

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RICH SNOBS

I’m aware that you have a Harvard Alumni scholarship… Oh, and one from Yale too? Too bad you couldn’t get one for academics… Because you’re not as smart and sophisticated as you think you are despite the fact that you win beauty pageants and leadership award shit. Then why are you in Podunk alabama? Oh, because your parents aren’t even that wealthy? Thought so. Your fake designer clothes don’t fool most people. It reflects your fake personality. Wow, the country club! Really? Wow, lawyers! Woooo! Every teacher knows you because of your families’ ample donations. Great! You can’t buy your way through everything, especially with your parents’ money.

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SICKENING RELATIONSHIPS

P.D.A. gag me. I love how the entire student body is aware of your melodramatic relationship. We know that you’ll be going to community college together and you’re getting married forever with 259857938 kids!! I hate you and your disgusting terms of endearment. Please, spare me.

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