Emo Babies

This baby needs a muzzle. Thankfully, she doesn't have teeth yet.

This little guy's got hatred in his heart.

Get a grip, baby. He doesn't even know who the Pope is.

…You could totally outwit the man.

He is skeptical about you and your antics.

I was too afraid NOT to give this baby the cover shot.

Emo-cute

This guy knows exactly what he’s doing. It’s all a ploy to get the sensitive ladies wrapped around his little finger.

There is nothing you can say to make this baby happy.

Maybe he’s just really disappointed that he doesn’t have the motor skills to remove that hat.

Don't even think about antagonizing this little warrior.

I swear I saw this girl’s devil twin at the park yesterday. She screamed at and slapped a bunch of 12-year-old boys who were twice her size for 30 minutes straight. The whole time I watched in shock as this little 3 foot tall beast made the young men scamper like a flock of nervous pigeons.

Introducing the future man all women will want to date.

He will watch football when youe eat dinner, he won’t put the toilet seat down, and the only way you’ll get him to take out the trash is by putting one of those little basketball hoops over the bin.

All that eating and sleeping can get to a person, that's all.

Just not feeling those felt teeth all up in his Kool-Aid.

The old classic...

The death stare...