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Amazing Watermelon Art! Gets better as you go along. Wait til you get to the bottom...
I. Watermelon art that kinda sucks.
Okay, nothing too special here…this is stuff your kids could probably make if they set their minds to it.
Watermelon artistry skill level: 1
Skill level required — 0. As long as you have opposable thumbs, you could probably create this one..
Cruise Ship Watermelon Art
This is the type of watermelon art you see on a cruise ship, especially if you were on a Norwegian Viking cruise ship. Those ships are filled with awesome.
Viking-Pirate?
Is this a Viking or a pirate. I think the artist got his themes confused…
GOP Watermelon Art?
What they serve at GOP conventions??
Frog-Melon
Ribbit. I’m gonna eat you.
IV. Sports Melon
Apparently another popular genre in the field of melon artistry.
This stuff is actually pretty good.
Watermelon Artistry Skill Level: 7
V. An Interesting Sub-Genre: Australian Watermelon Art
Pretty cool melons from down under.
Watermelon Artistry Skill Level 7+
Sydney Oprah House Melon
This melon has wonderful acustics!
VI. Museum-Quality Watermelon Art
Okay, this stuff is Amazing!!! It’s crazy intricate…
Watermelon Artistry Skill Level Required: 10+
What is that, the butterfly stroke?
Skill level required — 2. I’m pretty sure this is just a cookie cutter.
II. Semi-Sucky Watermelon Art
This next category of watermelon art is okay, but nothing to write home about. It’s the kind of stuff you’d expect to see at a cruise ship buffet or maybe a wedding or bar mitzvah…
Watermelon artistry skill level: 4
Booze Cruise -- The poorman's cruise ship
The background here definitely looks nautical, but the quality of work indicates that this isn’t quite cruise ship quality. More like one of those rental party boats that cruise around the harbor.
Wedding Watermelon Art
This is definitely from a wedding. Probably a wedding on a cruise to Jamaica, Cozumel and Cancun…how romantic!
III. Animal Watermelon Art
When life gives you watermelons, make a watermelon donkey….
This stuff is pretty cool. These aren’t the most difficult creations, but they’re still kind of interesting..
Ram-Sheep? Thingy
I don’t know what this is. Some type of ungulate…
Creepy Watermelon Ratface
I don’t know about you, but his one kind of creeps me out…
Koala Melon
You’d probably find this if you went on a cruise to Australia.
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I just had no idea this was such a popular art form, if you can it that?….which I guess you would.
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