Why You Should Totally Move To Alaska

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After the big Alaska earthquake this week, does anyone else want to join me in a move up north? I mean, the state DOES pay all Alaska residents $10,000 a year just for living there. Here's why you should totally move to Alaska with me.

Your pet can't run away.

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Cool souvenir t-shirts abound.

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You won't have any trouble finding your car after a night at the bars.

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No need for expensive baby jogging strollers.

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Ice is so handy in its lack of traction. You could put your baby in a milk crate and run to your heart’s content!

You'll never be lonely on a picnic.

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Charming Eskimos.

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Weekend ice fishing.

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Fun weekend road trip options.

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Sorry...This one's just too easy.

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Thunder Chips.

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You won't be TOO sad when your scary cat never returns.

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Great education system.

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Everyone knows the best doggie costumes are for cold weather.

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The coolest bird ever: The puffin!

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I mean this in the most fond and sincere tone!

Curious moose encounters.

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(photo: Rolf Hicker)

Reenact your favorite parts of "Into The Wild"

The book haunts me a little bit still.

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Reenact your favorite parts of Northern Exposure

Especially this particular scene, where arguing about jello-making technique leads to Joel and Maggie making out. I love this show!

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Are you planning a move sometime soon? I hope you’ve seen the Grizzly Diaries before you make your final decision…

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Compelling arguments, but something tells me you just want California all to yourself.

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