Advice - It's Free and Totally Awesome
by brianp - August 25, 2008
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This is the place to find the answers to all those questions you've had all your life. The ones your parents, teachers, politicians and religious leaders were too afraid to answer. That's right, all the answers to life's questions in one place. From the inane to the deeply philosophical, I'm here to answer them all. So please, leave me a comment so you too can have the smug satisfaction of knowing damn near everything.
WARNING: Advice given should not be taken literally. Side-effects of taking advice literally could result in dismemberment, confusion, anger, difficulties operating a motor vehicle, hand-wringing, angst, misanthropy, happiness, stupidity, loss of hearing, explosive diarrhea, loose fingernails, blue tongue, exposed liver and possible enjoyment of boy bands.
Tell your doctor if you experience increased gambling, sexual, movie-going, music-listening or other intense urges.
Free Psychological Advice
Maybe the only funny MadTV skit. Except the one where the fat guy gets hit by the baseball bat.
Question #1 - What do I do about my hair loss?
User PriceIsRight asks: What do I do about my hair loss?
Well PriceIsRight, it depends. If you look like this guy:
Question #2: How do I add a link into text on Guidespot?
User Eye2Wild had this question:Hi BrianP…. How do you put a link within text in a text
box or comment box? Inquiring Left Hemispheres want to know…
Well, Eye2Wild, you have to use the following to add a link. First, you surround the word by quotation marks, then right after the final quotation mark you add a colon (no spaces between). Then you add the link right after the colon. Easy as pie! (which would be “pie!”: linkgoesherewithoutthespace). Hope this helps you out!
Question #3: Does This Look Like a Rash To You?
A question from user Brian Peppers who asks "Does This Look Like a Rash to You?
Well Brian, I think it’s a little more serious. Use a belt sander covered with some Gold Bond powder. If it worsens or your symptoms change, mix some bleach up with some toilet bowl cleaner.
Question #4: How do I help women become prettier?
User Richard Biofuel asks the question “How do I help women become prettier?.” Well, Richard, the real answer lies within.
If you are not happy with who YOU are then you can’t help anyone else be prettier.
Also, plastic surgery.
Question #5: How do I find a woman in New Jersey?
User Richard Biofuel asks the question “How do I find a woman in New Jersey?”
Well Dick, there aren’t actually women in New Jersey. Only men who dress like women. Like the ones below:
Question #6: How do you act natural at a volleyball tournament?
Again, user Richard Biofuel asks “How do you act normal at a volleyball tournament?”
You don’t.
You stare at the person next to you and make them feel really uncomfortable.
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Answer to question #4: Beer. It’s only a temporary fix though.
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How do you act normal at a volleyball tournament?
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