Pennsylvania Road Dots
I’m driving down the road, middle-of-nowhere Pennsylvania, minding my own business when suddenly these gigantic white painted circles are all over the road, stretching as far as I can see. “What the hell?” I wonder aloud… and then I see the sign – “Keep min. 2 dots apart.”
In one of the strangest road policies I’ve ever seen, parts of Pennsylvania actually require a two dot distance from the car ahead of you. These dots aren’t exactly close to one another. You could easily fit between four and six moving cars in a two-dot stretch of road, depending on how much you like to tailgate. Seriously, if every car was two dots away nobody would ever get anywhere… traffic would be stretched across the entire state.
My standing joke for the next hour was “uh-oh, that truck is only half a dot away from me – back off! Back off!”
The Lost City of Pittsburgh
Many moons ago, when I was touring colleges, we ended out in Pittsburgh. Along Forbes Ave lies both the University of Pittsburgh and Carnegie Mellon. Arriving well after dark, my father and I decided to just drive past the schools a few times, out of something like boredom and curiosity. One-way roads are, of course, everywhere, and so circling back to begin the route again required driving through a bit of residential land. We made a turn south to get back onto the main road, and instead ended up going down.
Down and down and down we headed, on a narrow dark road. Somehow I expect to start seeing prehistoric trees and dinosaurs like from “The Lost World.” Looking up, there are bridges that I don’t remember crossing and we’re still heading down this narrow crevasse. Suddenly, it evens out, ending with a small apartment building and a street light.
After a few seconds of confused silence, we turned the car around and went back up, taking a different road back to Forbes. Apparently this ditch has a name amongst locals, I prefer to think of it as the Lost City of Pittsburgh. It’s funner that way.
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