I love men, don't get me wrong. I really wouldn't want to live without them. Sometimes, though, we just don't see eye to eye. Here are some ideas men I know have had , that really don't seem like a good idea.
What is it about guys and their threesome fantasies? Really! If the idea is mentioned…their ears pop up like a dog’s when you say “squirell.” I realize some gals have done it and thought it would bring them closer to their man…but I just couldn’t do it. Maybe I’m the jealous type. Not a good idea.
Bad idea.
Video Taping Sex
Not a good idea. Just think Paris Hilton. Kim Kardashian. Pamela Anderson. Wait…all these ladies are rich and famous. Hmmm. Nope, not a good idea regardless. Don’t show your stuff to the world.
What’s wrong with going before you get in? That’s all I’m asking. You stand in the shower, bathe in the shower and should not relieve yourself in the shower. That’s dirty.
Fantasy Football
I just don’t get it. Is this just make believe teams? And you spend hours online doing this? We could be watching a real football game! Drinking beer and grilling, or even throwing a football. Fantasy football?
Guys like this one a lot too. I quit going to clubs to escape this sort of behavior. I don’t want to see poor, drunk girls kissing and then regretting it the next day because some dude suggested it and they thought it would please them. Guys….if I ask you to make out with your friend would you? Yeah. Bad idea.
Girls Kissing
Farting
Everyone does it. But farting under the covers and making the ‘Dutch Oven’ isn’t funny. Maybe the first time, but over and over? Or walking past my face when I’m sitting on the couch and farting is not a good idea. It makes us mad.Hold it in or go outside. Come on. Be a gentleman. Chivalry is sexy.
Why don’t you just light it?
Porn
I don’t care if you watch it, but don’t force me to do it.
My ex-boyfriend really did this. The sink was broken, so he and his room mate had the bright idea to wash the dishes in the bath. Mind you, this is the same tub they pee in, shower, have not cleaned and has a few pubic hairs floating around in it. I wouldn’t even shower in that, let alone eat off dishes that have been washed in it. Bad idea.
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Click here to log in.Brilliant and so very true, they need a rule book with these bad ideas outlined.
Thanks for the link to my singles guide! I love yours!
ahahahahaha…. I love that farting picture!