Touch my sexy SEXY BELLY

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I don't know about you, but I spend entirely too much time obsessing over my stomach. Granted, it's a "woman thing" I'm pretty sure men are just as obsessed with getting ripped abs, or at least a decent six pack. A six pack of a beer belly even. So, we can all stop obsessing over out tummies because there's good and bad....CHECK IT:

If you've got a six pack, wear it proudly!

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Take note of his shirt please?

Over Developed and under developed tummy. Where do his protein shakes go?

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So you want a flat belly?

THESE FOODS ARE SUPPOSED TO FLATTEN THE BELLY:

  • OLIVE OIL
  • SUNFLOWER SEEDS 
  • ALMONDS 
  • AVOCADO 
  • DARK CHOCOLATE (YAY!)
  • FLAXSEED OIL 
  • MACADAMIA NUTS 
  • NATURAL PEANUT BUTTER 
  • PISTACHIOS 
  • WALNUTS 

A WHOLE DIET CATERING TO THE BELLY!

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Let Barbie teach the kids, after all she taught them about sex.

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IMPREGNATE YOUR CAKE

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One More Reason NEVER TO HAVE EIGHT CHILDREN

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Tip to lose belly fat: AVOID LIQUID CALORIES

You've got a six pack? Own up to it in a creative way.

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Belly Bliss

300 Josephine St Ste 10, Denver, CO 80206

For all you preggo mommies who want to go prenatal yoga.

For all you preggo mommies who want to go prenatal yoga.

Next time you complain about your belly, be grateful it doesn't do this...

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Exactly. Stop complaining about yours.

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Belly Up

450 S Galena St, Aspen, CO 81611

To the BAR that is!

To the BAR that is!

Is this necessary?

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If you're feeling bloated, Cover it in Mom Jeans!

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But not really, Jessica. I was joking. Mom Jeans do nothing to help belly fat except make it even more obvious.
Also, to everyone else, be happy you’re not famous when you’re feeling like your belly is a little fat!

added by Susie 05/18/2009
 

Stop pinching and prodding...you could have this problem.

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This, is birth control.

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I don’t want someone kicking my insides. No thanks.

Miley Sexes it up with a classic Myspace Tummy Pic

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Dear David Beckham, can I lick your abs?

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Just one lick?

The most UNATTRACTIVE TATTOO EVER.

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Tip to a flat belly: GET RID OF THE JUNK FOOD. PERIOD.

Congratulations men, feel the pain.

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THE MOST FAMOUS STOMACH EVER.

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If you've got it FLAUNT IT!

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The best way to get a "jelly belly" is by eating them

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Reason we get Bloated:

  • We swallow too much air 
  • We eat/drink too quickly 
  • You’re nervous 
  • You’re eating too much fruit, salt, or drinking too much soda 
  • You’re eating gassy foods, like broccoli 
  • You’re on medication  

Hey, at least you're not Courtney Love

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Feed the belly with healthy belly foods

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Men, how do you feel about this???

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No, I’m really curious. Seriously. Are you into it?

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This is like seeing a bad car accident. It’s horrible, and yet I can’t stop looking.

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You know you're going to give your kid a complex if you call them "The Mean Bean" instead of; sweetiepie, sugar face, bear, etc. My nickname stuck- even when I got nicer. AND my affinity for all things BEAN happens to be tremendous; Coffee beans (my coffee feign), Cocoa beans, Vanilla beans, chic...

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