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Community A Guide about Something. Something Very Important.

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Serious, weighty, important things. Things that need debating. Things that should be vetted. Things that touch our daily lives. Powerfully urgent historic things. Things that are Newsy. This guide is in response to: http://www.guidespot.com/guides/bdgu_7KhHm8zb8h...

The Pope

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The pope is very serious. He has special, nonpariel power and he’ll smite you. Kneel. Now.

Smart Powerful People

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Adam and Eve

In biblical history, they represent the first male and female homo sapiens. They are supposedly created in God’s image.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy and Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy

Jackie Bouvier married John Kennedy on September 12, 1953. The couple brought a young energy and style to the White House in 1961, a time referred to as Camelot.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Seen here eating Taco Bell.

Tom Cruise is a profound human being.

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Don’t be glib. Tom is a consequential figure and should be taken very seriously. He is also deeply into Scientology. Scientology is that man is a spiritual being whose existence spans more than one life and who is endowed with abilities well beyond those which he normally considers he possesses.

So Tom Cruise possesses magical powers. Like elves.

 

Economics is very important

What is your marginal propensity to save? Eh? This is very important. Like John Smith always said, “You must obey this now for a Law, that he that will not worke shall not eate (except by sickness he be disabled:) for the labors of thirtie or fortie honest and industrious men shall not be consumed to maintaine an hundred and fiftie idle loyterers”

Know what that means? If yes is the answer, you’ll just get back to work and stop reading this guide. 

Remember that is was David Ricardo who believed that trade can benefit us all. John Smith believed competition within a deep moral system is good. And finally John Maynard Keynes belief that government can and should intervene and affect economic outcome. This is all very important.

University of Chicago’s Milton Friedman said, “We are all Keynesians now.”

Oprah is very substantial

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See ‘The Pope.’

Children Playing Bluegrass Music

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Bluegrass Music is very important. If you don’t like this style of music, you’re an uneducated boob and have no place with the very, very smart bluegrass music fans.

Your hemp fanny pack should always have some important things that are related to bluegrass in it, such as trail mix, poetry musings and tree bark.

Tron Guy

This man is very important and very, very news-worthy. Period. He has a plane that looks like him, kind of, well not really. His special suit he’s wearing is very important and tight.

The Google

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The Google knows. It knows you like dirty pictures. It knows you are “Googling” ex-boyfriends/girlfriends. It knows you are planning to cook orange roughy soon. It knows.

What I'm Going to Wear Tonight/Tomorrow

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My Gap sweater? My other Gap sweater? My H&M sweater? My T-shirt with the sheep on it? I don’t know, but I constantly think about it, so it must be important!!

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