Yipes! Stripes! Ultra Nostolgic 90s Snack Items

Zebra Gum

The best gum ever! For the first five seconds, that is. Then it tasted kind of like envelope glue. But no one cared because it came with complimentary tattoos of zebras skateboarding and stuff.

Jolt Cola

All the cool kids drank Jolt, then spent the rest of the afternoon pretending to be totally wired. Even though it was kind of just like drinking 2 Cokes.

Five Alive

I remember this juice tasting a lot like the inside of the can.

Goobers Pre-Mixed PB&J Spread

It doesn’t get any easier than this! Until the unveiling of “Uncrustables” pre-made frozen pb&js, Goobers was the made-in-the-shade sandwich spread option for lazy people who don’t care if their peanut butter tastes like chalk. Thanks, Smuckers!

Hotwheels Cereal

Even girls like Hotwheels when they are free and come out of a cereal box.

Koogle Monster

Flinstones Pop

You suck if you call it soda.

Microwave Pork Rinds

The only thing more disgusting than regular old pork rinds.

Squeezit

Pink or blue sugar water with a cool twist-off top. This was the stuff that made your teeth feel grainy after soccer practice.

PopQwiz Colored Popcorn

There’s pretty much nothing more fun than guessing what color your colored popcorn might be once it’s popped. It’s even better than Puppy Surprise.

No One Would Allow The Rabbit To Enjoy His Two-Toned Yogurt

Lockjaw On The Schoolbus Anyone?

Remember when Trevor Payne dared you to eat a Lockjaw on the bus on picture day, and then you had to retake your photos because your mouth was blue?

Or maybe even some Flinstone’s soda…

Dunkaroos

Good News: Pudding Pops Are Back On The Shelves!

Orbitz - The Futuristing-Looking Drink That Made You Cough

I always needed to chase each sip with a swig of water.

Koogle Spreads

Mmmm. Maple-flavored peanut spread. I liked how the logo had eyebrows, and how the little Koogle Monster had his own language.

McLean Burger

Remember when McDonalds tried to make a healthy burger, but then everyone decided they’d rather be unhealthy than eat something that tastes like baked beans mixed with white out?

Sonic The Hedgehog Pop

Someone’s gotta bring Sonic back, especially in this, the hedgehog Renaissance.

Push Pops Are Fun Until You Get Blue Spit All Over Your Homework

Squeezit For The Public School Kids Like Me

TNMT Cereal PLUS Hologram Tee

More Flavored Milk

And A Whole Bunch Of Really Unhealthy Cereals

Why don’t you just pour some Butterfinger Milk over it?