#1 - Peyote

It’s a helluva drug.

#3 - Religion

Satan has been paralyzed. Poor bastard.

#5 - Self-Love

Um, calling your album “I Love My Life” then having a picture with your best emo face seems a little…odd.

#7 - Bringin da funk

I liked it better when Bootsy Collins was named Bootsy Collins.

#9 - Foreign Records

This guy looks glad to see you.

#11 - WTF?

WTF? I mean…WTF?

#13 - Oil and Leather

I have to admit, I’ve actually listened to these guys. They’re not bad for metal.

#15 - Inappropriate

Bad Herbie! Put your damn shirt back on! Or at least get that thing waxed.

#17 - Coolness. Some Have it, Some Don't

I think he may be the only person who calls him “Devastatin’ Dave”

#19 - Joyce.

Joyce.
Joyce.
Joyce.
Joyce.
Joyce.

#21 - Sven, Where's your Hand?

Your hand, Sven, where is it?

#23 - Pink Sisters

I’m glad, you may need it.

#25 - Charlie?

There are so many different shades of joy, including anger.

Weird movie too, btw.

#27 - LOLWUT

Beer, cigarettes and a 16 year old.

Where’s Chris Hansen when you need him?

Addendum

This one deserves to be here.

#2 - White Guys Can't Dance.

And when they’re priests, the idea of rhythm seems contradictory.

#4 - Food

Food is good. Kids are good.

This logic is indisputable.

#6 - Bad Reputation

Ok, let’s just leave this one alone.

#8 - Wow.

Yeah, wow.

#10 - Country Roads, Keep them Home

Somehow I get the impression that’s a picture behind them.

#12 - Tandem Fun

The guy in front looks uncomfortable.

#14 - Ken's Got Your Back

The requests that Ken gets may be a little different than what they meant. See: hole in the wood.

Know what I’m talking about? You are a bad person and baby Jesus cries when you touch yourself.

#16 - OMG, WHAT IS THAT?

THAT, my friends, is Heino.

#18 - Death

Yeah, that’s great Freddie. Thanks for sharing.

Sheesh, this guy’s a downer. Who invited him?

#20 - Leave Enough Room for the Holy Ghost

I suppose. If you insist.

#22 - Animals Always Make Things Better

Um, you’re welcome?!?

#24 - God Rulez!

This God guy must be pretty cool if he can break blocks like that.

#26 - Unfortunate Changes in Language

That dog does look pretty happy.

#28 - Awesome!

Just awesome.

The original meaning of this word cannot express how overwhelmed I am at the sheer coolness of this record. Hail Dave Stephens!