2009 Predictions

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The year is still young. What's your prediction?

San Francisco Homeless Man Rejects Leftovers Because He Is A Vegetarian

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photo by: Deanne Fitzmaurice

"Kim Kardashian Kalendar" Outsells "12 Months Of Elissa"

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Angelina Jolie Loses Oscar Bid To Someone Without Distracting Futon Lips

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The Real Longest Yard

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Mike Vick and Plaxico Burress will start a football team in prision, like a real life Longest Yard.

added by maize 12/04/2008

My Brother

Obama will take office as the 44th president of the United States with in his first year he will have put the following into effect . . . the “no brother left behind act”, “national chicken and waffles day” and the“escalades for everyone – unless your white program”. 

added by MidtownSurprise 01/14/2009

Massive influx of babies named "Barack" and "Obama"

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Of all genders and all races. Born on and around August 4th, 2009.

added by GillianS 12/18/2008

Don't Call it a Comeback

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Thanks to a “who’s who” of fashion-forward party girls, the JBF hairstyle sees an incredible resurgence in late spring of ’09.

added by JayFerris 12/02/2008
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Supermarket tabloids will still be preoccupied with the love lives of mediocre actresses. Oh look, it’s Jennifer Aniston.

added by Elijay 12/03/2008
 

Bear Grylls Eats Another Eyeball

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And in his signature way, where he bites right into the middle of it so the fluids dribble all over his chin.

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Life’s too short – Make the months seem a lot longer with obnoxious calendar photos!

Tom Cruise does it again

Tom Cruise will be the leading actor in the next spike lee film, “Buffalo Soldiers”.  He will star as an African American fighting in the civil war.  The movie will be exalted as one of Cruise’s greatest films, along side of “The Last Samurai” and “Valkyrie”.

-If someone wishes to photoshop something for this, I would be grateful. 

added by MidtownSurprise 01/14/2009

Frank Caliendo Keeps Doing Donald Trump Impersonation

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Elissa Gets Subpoenaed For IU Basketball Lawsuit

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Dub-ya

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will pass some disastrous shit from now until the 11:59pm on the 18th on January. He’s doing it . . NOW. And again . . . now! And now! Ahhhhhhhhh!

added by Karey Ann 12/02/2008

HEF KICKS OFF......

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Not that I want this to happen, Hef seems to be going strong- in more ways than one, if you know what I’m sayin’ but he is getting old…..and now that he’s gotten rid of his three girlfriends, something tells me all of his inheritance is going to end up with that long time secretary of his- Mary. I sure hope so anyway….those twins are hardly deserving of his fortune.

added by Chelsea 12/19/2008

Kim Kardashian’s Boobs Pop in Her Sleep as Cool Whip Fills Her Master Bedroom

added by christinerojek 01/31/2009
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I don’t have any good predictions but I love Conan – can I get a clip of this bit from the show. I guess I can add it, duh community guide!