10 Real Ways to get a Woman (Pt. 2)

4. Treating her like a human is
wrong, treating her as an object is right.

Admit it women, you love being treated
as an object. You love it when you’re walking through the mall and a
group of guys walking opposite of you stares you down. When a woman goes out after getting gussied up, she knows
she looks good and she knows people will look. And they love being
referred to as, Girl, Gurl, Woman (in a stern or sarcastic voice),
B**, Ho, and that one c word that I’ll probably get in trouble for,
for even putting it there. Unfortunately for us guys who will take a
quick peek and continue on with our lives are shunned at for not
appreciating their beauty. And shunned for addressing them as she,
her, or by referring to her by her actual name.

2. Never Grow Up!

Maturity is over
rated! Remember when you were growing up, most of us understood that
women our age wanted to date older men because older men were mature
since scientifically proven that women mature quicker then men their
age (Ha!). Obviously that was over-stated. What I think women meant
to say was that they like older men because they are more experienced
sexual wise, know more, have cars, are managers at restaurants, etc.Women like the guy who acts like a jack-ass when his buddies
are near by or just a jack ass in public.

5. Success is a huge turnoff.

Women love the smell of fries and
vegetable oil on your clothes. They love how manly you are to
survive a pickle jar spill on isle 5. If you can afford your own house, pay your own bills,
and buy her nice things, then your out of luck because that shows
you’re not struggling.

3. If you don’t know more about the body of
a car then that of a woman, then you’ve wasted your time.

Women prefer men who know everything
about cars, talk only about cars, and spend more money on their car
then their female counter-part. If he can make that engine roar like a lion,
then he surely knows how to make a woman purr like a kitten. If you
don’t know anything about cars and only read on how to make your sex life better, how to
make a wonderful candle light dinner, or talking about life rather
then cars, then I suggest you go to mechanic school.

1. Women. Love. Drama.

There’s something about a man who
hates his father, hates the law, constantly fights with an
ex-girlfriend, can never hold a job, does so many drugs, has a bad
drinking habit, and constantly battles against his girlfriend/wife
that appeals to women so greatly, so powerfully, that us guys with no
problems don’t even stand a chance in comparison with.

So that’s the secret guys.  We need to change our lives to be less of who we are!   It’s so crazy and yet simple that it has to work!