Take the quiz and find out which housewife you are from Wisteria Lane. Where would you go and what would you do? Here's all the information you need to find out what part of Denver you would explore.
Suburban America...
So in case you have been living in “lala” land, “Desperate Housewives” is a TV show on ABC that takes place is suburban American from the viewpoint of Mary Ellen Young, a deceased mother that narrates the show (now that is a mom that can multi-task). The show is quirky and funny with each character having their own unique personality. So step into the lives of Susan Mayer, Lynette Scavo, Bree Van De Kamp, Gabrielle Solis and Edie Britt as they make a tour of Denver.
Not sure which character you are most like? Take the quiz and find out if you are a Susan, Lynette, Bree, Gabrielle or Edie.
Gabrielle
As a former model, Gabrielle is definitely high maintenance. She likes the finer things in life like “rich men”, “nice cars” and “expensive clothing”. Gabrielle also loves to party so staying downtown and living it up in LoDo is more her style. Lots of money is easily spent in the shops and restaurants in Larimer Square, which still retains its turn-of-the-century charm.
From mediative to high-energy, this hot yoga studio will leave Gabrielle feeling good and looking great.
From mediative to high-energy, this hot yoga studio will leave Gabrielle feeling good and looking great.
Lynette
As a former manager at a marketing company, Lynette gave it up to stay home with her four children and adopted a fifth child who was fathered by her husband Tom (who probably should be counted as the sixth child). Any trip out of town needs to accommodate the entire family and the emphasis is always on “kid friendly”. Lynette and Tom choose to stay in the Stapleton area several miles east of downtown. They have easy access to the airport and plenty of parking for their minivan.
When traveling anywhere with kids, you need a suite with separate bedrooms and a kitchen. Continental breakfast and a pool make this a smart choice for Lynette and Tom.
When traveling anywhere with kids, you need a suite with separate bedrooms and a kitchen. Continental breakfast and a pool make this a smart choice for Lynette and Tom.
Tucked away in the Park Hill neighborhood, Cherry Tomato serves Italian food that both children and adults will enjoy. Every table comes stocked with crayons and the small park across the street make it fun for kids. Tom and Lynette can enjoy a glass of wine before the nighttime routine starts.
Tucked away in the Park Hill neighborhood, Cherry Tomato serves Italian food that both children and adults will enjoy. Every table comes stocked with crayons and the small park across the street make it fun for kids. Tom and Lynette can enjoy a glass of wine before the nighttime routine starts.
From dinosaurs to space to gems, this museum makes learning science fun for the Scavo family. The kids will also enjoy the Discovery Zone with lots of hands-on activities.
From dinosaurs to space to gems, this museum makes learning science fun for the Scavo family. The kids will also enjoy the Discovery Zone with lots of hands-on activities.
Whale Overview – Denver Museum of Nature & Science
From a golf course to playgrounds to a lake for paddle boating and fishing (do not eat what you catch…the fish are toxic), City Park is a great place for the Scavo family to enjoy a nice walk and a lunch-time picnic.
From a golf course to playgrounds to a lake for paddle boating and fishing (do not eat what you catch…the fish are toxic), City Park is a great place for the Scavo family to enjoy a nice walk and a lunch-time picnic.
City Park with downtown Denver in the background
Bree
Bree Van De Kamp is the “Martha Stewart” of the show. From planning five course dinners to polishing her silver, Bree is always concerned about appearances and making sure everything is done properly. Now happily married to Orson, she is busy taking care of her newborn son (as a side note, Bree is actually the grandma but didn’t want the neighbors to know her daughter was pregnant…I just love the drama). Bree and Orson need some precious quiet-time without children and have decided to check out high society in downtown Denver.
Where to go? Find out which housewife you are and head out…
Operating since 1892, the historic Brown Palace has been visited by almost every president since the 1900s. The Victorian, elegant ambiance are just what Bree and Orson need for an overnight stay and hob-nob with high society during high tea (don’t forget to make a reservation, its highly popular).
Operating since 1892, the historic Brown Palace has been visited by almost every president since the 1900s. The Victorian, elegant ambiance are just what Bree and Orson need for an overnight stay and hob-nob with high society during high tea (don’t forget to make a reservation, its highly popular).
Housed in a former bank from the 1900s, the Broker offers elegant, fine dining for Bree and Orson (and if they are lucky, they may get to eat in the vault).
Housed in a former bank from the 1900s, the Broker offers elegant, fine dining for Bree and Orson (and if they are lucky, they may get to eat in the vault).
This small gourmet market in the Uptown neighborhood has a little bit of everything from its own butcher to imported cheeses to fresh fruits. Bree knows top quality food when she sees it and Marczyk (pronounced Mar-zik) has it.
This small gourmet market in the Uptown neighborhood has a little bit of everything from its own butcher to imported cheeses to fresh fruits. Bree knows top quality food when she sees it and Marczyk (pronounced Mar-zik) has it.
For cultural events, Bree and Orson head to the DCPA complex to see a performance of the Denver Symphony. From ballet to opera to dramas to broadway musicals, the DCPA can accommodate performances on one of ten stages.
For cultural events, Bree and Orson head to the DCPA complex to see a performance of the Denver Symphony. From ballet to opera to dramas to broadway musicals, the DCPA can accommodate performances on one of ten stages.
Housed in the former studio of Vance Kirkland in the Capital Hill neighborhood, the Hodges will experience paintings and drawings from the local artist. In addition, the museum also hosts a range of 20th century artwork with a focus on local artists. Remember to leave the kids at home, children under 13 are not allowed.
Housed in the former studio of Vance Kirkland in the Capital Hill neighborhood, the Hodges will experience paintings and drawings from the local artist. In addition, the museum also hosts a range of 20th century artwork with a focus on local artists. Remember to leave the kids at home, children under 13 are not allowed.
With a full fitness center, pool and racquet ball, Bree and Orson can squeeze in a workout while saying hello to the movers-n-shakers of Denver.
With a full fitness center, pool and racquet ball, Bree and Orson can squeeze in a workout while saying hello to the movers-n-shakers of Denver.
Edie
As a real estate agent, Edie is the sexy “siren” that likes to treat her male clients to more than a new home. Always conniving to steal another woman’s man, other women tend to avoid her including Susan (not only did she date Susan’s ex-husband, she stole her boyfriend while he had amnesia). Edie wants to hang out with the “beautiful people” at the hot spots in town and heads to the posh Cherry Creek area.
Cherry Creek’s newest hotel in the heart of the shopping district, the JW has everything to pamper Edie.
Cherry Creek’s newest hotel in the heart of the shopping district, the JW has everything to pamper Edie.
JW Marriott…bellman is extra.
La Fontaine Aesthetics
2774 E 2ND AVE DENVER, CO 80206
Home to more spas than people, Cherry Creek offers a wide range of options from full massages to teeth whitening to wellness programs. La Fontaine meets Edie’s and she signs up for a facial and wrap.
If you come often enough, you may catch the former Bronco’s QB John Elway hanging out at the bar. The restaurant is also known for high-quality steak and Edie likes her meat rare.
If you come often enough, you may catch the former Bronco’s QB John Elway hanging out at the bar. The restaurant is also known for high-quality steak and Edie likes her meat rare.
From a Godiva to Tiffany to Louis Vuitton, this mall has a little bit of everything for Edie to indulge.
From a Godiva to Tiffany to Louis Vuitton, this mall has a little bit of everything for Edie to indulge.
Susan
Always the hopeless romantic, Susan trusts and tries to see the good in everyone and especially her hottie husband Mike Delfino. Luckily she has a good sense of humor and her teenage daughter keeps her in-line, since she often sticks her “foot in her mouth”. Susan is taking Mike on a weekend to the Highlands neighborhood for a romantic get-away.
Lumber Baron Inn
2555 W 37TH AVE DENVER, CO 80211
Often used for weddings, this B&B is tucked away in the neighborhood and makes a quiet getaway for Mike and Susan (murder mysteries are held periodically in the attic ballroom…so try to join the fun if you can). The five rooms are all uniquely furnished and the breakfast is lovely.
With a chalkboard sporting the weekly changing menu, this small French bistro is a cozy place for an evening meal or drink. Reservations are not accepted so Susan and Mike head out for an early meal.
With a chalkboard sporting the weekly changing menu, this small French bistro is a cozy place for an evening meal or drink. Reservations are not accepted so Susan and Mike head out for an early meal.
Wait are we in Paris? No, but Susan and Mike will feel like it in Z Cuisine.
Mike needs to find the perfect gift (he was kind of a jerk and addicted to prescription drugs) and The Perfect Pedal has a little bit of everything to make a girl happy. He settles in on the most expensive bath salts for Susan.
Mike needs to find the perfect gift (he was kind of a jerk and addicted to prescription drugs) and The Perfect Pedal has a little bit of everything to make a girl happy. He settles in on the most expensive bath salts for Susan.
Oh yeah, lots of great stuff at the Perfect Pedal.