Your future husband is that guy here for the live music with a healthy beard and tattoo half-sleeve. Which guy with a healthy beard and tattoo half-sleeve, you ask? Good point. Allow this Guidespotter to begin again. Your future husband is the guy with a healthy beard, a half-sleeve and NOT sporting skinny jeans tighter than yours. No, your future husband’s masculinity is concealed from public view and in fact, he’s planning on shaving tomorrow so that his visiting hometown friends can tell him apart from his four other loftmates. This is what he tells you (after treating you to a lager) in that self-deprecating way that makes it all okay. You decide it isn’t going to rain after all and he suggests taking the conversation out to the back yard. Pete’s Candy Store is where your new Williamsburg togetherness begins.