This place is so gnarl, you need to be buzzed in by the barrista to use the bathroom. The bathroom says it all. I have seen bathrooms in dive bars in the Tenderloin with less piss on the floor than the bathroom at Muddy’s. Flies take romantic, leisurely strolls all over their bins of bagels. Bums come through begging for change. At least they have fast wifi, lots of electrical outlets (really important for those days when you’re stuck in front of the computer for 6 hours freelancing articles for the internet…) and it’s close to Buffalo Exchange (so you can spend money you don’t have).