Why is it always that sports bars offer the most free food? Is that why guys who love football all have beer bellies and food babies? I love free food too, but I’m not happy about always having to go to sport’s bars to get it. I don’t know a touchdown from a layup.

That said, come to Jack’s Club. You can pretend you actually care about the game as you wolf down your free grub. Free tacos on Tuesdays. Taco Tuesdays – now that’s some great alliteration! If you like Monday night football, they give you free hotdogs! Yessssss. Too bad I hate football.