This cafe is such a dive that it doesn’t even offer wireless internet for free. You have to pay for it! That is so fucking 90s I can’t even believe it. I mean, yeah, internet cards, not how I roll. It’s gigantic and always mostly empty. This cafe is so dingy, it’s not even the realness, it’s the wackness. I sort of dig it, except that the sandwiches here are $6 and look like the sort of unidentifiable pieces of bread with mutant vegetation stuffed between, the kind you get at a gas station wrapped in cellophane and completely inedible. Not to mention the coffee is gross – straight up gross. People still come here though. Some people.