Muddy Waters Coffee House

521 Valencia Street
San Francisco, CA 94110
Phone - (415) 863-8006
Categories: Coffee & Tea Shops

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HAND ME THE CAFFEINE, STAT: The Best (legal) Quick Fixes in San Francisco
  • By Majnoonita
  • Updated 5 months ago
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When it comes to ambiance, I am not the biggest fan of Muddy Waters. There are four MW locations throughout San Francisco and they range from grundgy to moderate to straight up lacking in chi. But the coffee serves its purpose for a good old fashioned kick in the pants (I swear, they must brew it triple strength). This makes Muddy’s a great choice for commuter coffee consumers. However, this is not to say that Muddy’s doesn’t serve as a hang-out for some people. As with any cafe, there are regulars who occupy their favorite table out front or in the window. The crowd is generally friendly and it attracts less telecommuters and laptops than most other cafes.

Coffee and cigarettes: the best dive coffee shops in San Francisco
  • By Juliette
  • Updated 3 months ago
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While you can’t actually smoke inside, you can definitely smoke on the bench outside. I haven’t ever walked by that bench without seeing people smoking on it. There is also two outdoor tables, also generally claimed by the smokers’ alliance of San Francisco. People go to Muddy Waters with their notebooks and their angst and listen to slowdive really loudly on their iPods and write poems in their diaries with little doodles on the margins. It’s that kind of place. It’s always drafty in the cavernous old room, and the coffee is pretty generally always bad. There are always tons of people who come through and loiter creepily. Nothing looks sanitary.