Monday night football has corresponding freebies. Fridays, you get free hotdogs. You can smoke inside by the back pool table. A cigarette and a hot dog, and a beer? All at the same time? Let your tastebuds explode!

It’s on Natoma Street. Natoma Street’s quite the hip street these days. I don’t know what I feel about SOMA though, generally. It’s a lot of tech people and I always see a Burning Man freak or two while I’m down there.

Does it make me judgmental to hate the Burning Man crowd? It’s not that they suck so much, per se, it’s that they just… okay it is because they suck. Badly. There, I said it.

Free food at Tempest though, who’s with me?!?!?