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ShameNation: The most embarrassing things about America.

ShameNation: The most embarrassing things about America.

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  • Updated 08/31/2009
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These are the things that bring disgrace to us all. The world is always watching America, and it's time we cleaned up our act.

Cherry Creek on Foot - A guide to the snobbiest part of Denver

Cherry Creek on Foot - A guide to the snobbiest part of Denver

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  • Updated 07/30/2009
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Every city has a place like Cherry Creek. Overpriced boutiques, trendy eateries, fancy cars everywhere, and skinny, rich, botoxed, augmented, women with shopping bags and tiny dogs. Welcome!

MotoDenver: The Denver Motorcycle guide.

MotoDenver: The Denver Motorcycle guide.

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  • Updated 07/30/2009
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Denver is a perfect place to ride a motorcycle. Great gas mileage, easy parking, and 5 months of warm dry riding days. Here is a guide to everything you need to get moving on two wheels.

Denver's least attractive attractions.

Denver's least attractive attractions.

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  • Updated 07/30/2009
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Denver has some wonderful things to see and do. These are not among them. Here are several "attractions" you can avoid wasting time on.

A Guide to Annoying People.

A Guide to Annoying People.

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  • Updated 03/12/2009
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Most people are a little bit annoying. Even me, I'm told. But some people are very annoying. The following are the people that I find WAY TOO ANNOYING.

Conspiracy America! A coast-to-coast tour.

Conspiracy America! A coast-to-coast tour.

  • By ThePoorestTourist
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  • Updated 09/11/2008
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A fun-filled look at the current state of National Paranoia!

Standing Room Only: A Guide to Denver Concert Venues

Standing Room Only: A Guide to Denver Concert Venues

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  • Updated 09/05/2008
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I you are a fan of Live Music, then you'll be a fan of Denver. Here is a guide to the places in town to check out a concert.

Guidespot After Dark: The Ladies of Guidespot

Guidespot After Dark: The Ladies of Guidespot

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  • Updated 08/28/2008
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They write great guides. The inform, they amuse, they educate. And they look good doing it! Meet the lovely ladies of Guidespot.

Guilty Pleasures: I hate myself for loving These.

Guilty Pleasures: I hate myself for loving These.

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  • Updated 07/30/2008
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There are things that I love in spite of myself. Things that are geeky. Things that are overtly corporate. Things that are annoyingly hip. Things that I know, deep down, are bad but I love them anyway. Here are a few of those things.

How to spend Three days in Florida

How to spend Three days in Florida

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  • Updated 06/07/2008
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Sometimes I actually take a vacation. Here's a cheap fun guide to a long weekend in Florida.

One Night in Bangkok: Denver's Best Thai Food

One Night in Bangkok: Denver's Best Thai Food

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  • Updated 06/07/2008
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I love Thai Food. Ten years ago there was nowhere in Denver to get good Thai. Now, luckily, there are all these great places.

Almost Famous: A Guide to Denver's Celebrities

Almost Famous: A Guide to Denver's Celebrities

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  • Updated 06/07/2008
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Every city has it's share of Local Celebs. Denver is no better. It might even be worse.

Let's Go Bowling: Denver

Let's Go Bowling: Denver

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  • Updated 06/07/2008
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Of all the things to do in rented shoes, Bowling is the Best. Here is a guide to Denver's Alleys.

Halls of Fame / Halls of Shame

Halls of Fame / Halls of Shame

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  • Updated 06/07/2008
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Plan your vacation now with this helpful guide to the Best and Worst Halls of Fame in America.

How to Disappoint my Parents

How to Disappoint my Parents

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  • Updated 06/07/2008
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If there is one thing I am an expert at, it is being a constant source of shame and humiliaton to my dear, sweet Mom and Dad. Follow these simple steps and you can disappoint my parents too!

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