ThePoorestTourist
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I'm not happy till you're not happy.
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- Neighborhood
- City Park, Denver
- Where I'm From
- Denver, CO.
- Occupation
- Know-it-All
About Me
If you don't mark me as your favorite author I am going to shoot a kitten.
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A Guide to Annoying People.
Most people are a little bit annoying. Even me, I'm told. But some people are very annoying. The following are the people that I find WAY TOO ANNOYING.
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Almost Famous: A Guide to Denver's Celebrities
Every city has it's share of Local Celebs. Denver is no better. It might even be worse.
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Cherry Creek on Foot - A guide to the snobbiest part of Denver
Every city has a place like Cherry Creek. Overpriced boutiques, trendy eateries, fancy cars everywhere, and skinny, rich, botoxed, augmented, women with shopping bags and tiny dogs. Welcome!
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Conspiracy America! A coast-to-coast tour.
A fun-filled look at the current state of National Paranoia!
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Denver Girls: A Field Guide
If you are new in town, or new to the dating scene, this guide will help you familiarize yourself with the 7 distinct types of Denver women and where to find them.
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Denver's least attractive attractions.
Denver has some wonderful things to see and do. These are not among them. Here are several "attractions" you can avoid wasting time on.
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Denver's Ugliest Public Art
On the streets of Denver you can find some of the world's most impressively bad art. Here is a guided tour.
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Dying for a Drink: The Best and Worst Liquor Stores in Denver
From the posh to the downright scary, an overview of liquor merchants in the mile-high city.
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Guidespot After Dark: The Ladies of Guidespot
They write great guides. The inform, they amuse, they educate. And they look good doing it! Meet the lovely ladies of Guidespot.
.jpg "Guilty Pleasures: I hate myself for loving These.")
Guilty Pleasures: I hate myself for loving These.
There are things that I love in spite of myself. Things that are geeky. Things that are overtly corporate. Things that are annoyingly hip. Things that I know, deep down, are bad but I love them anyway. Here are a few of those things.
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Halls of Fame / Halls of Shame
Plan your vacation now with this helpful guide to the Best and Worst Halls of Fame in America.
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Hangover Survival Plan: How to recover in Denver.
Last night was a rough one. Here is a guide to picking up the shattered pieces on a Denver Sunday morning.
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How to Disappoint my Parents
If there is one thing I am an expert at, it is being a constant source of shame and humiliaton to my dear, sweet Mom and Dad. Follow these simple steps and you can disappoint my parents too!
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How to Ruin Everything: A guide to screwing up your life.
So your life is going pretty well. You finally have things figured out and the future looks rosy. Well, we can fix that. It's easy enough to put the Drama back in your life and RUIN EVERYTHING. Try some of these suggestions.
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How to spend Three days in Florida
Sometimes I actually take a vacation. Here's a cheap fun guide to a long weekend in Florida.
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Let's Go Bowling: Denver
Of all the things to do in rented shoes, Bowling is the Best. Here is a guide to Denver's Alleys.
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MotoDenver: The Denver Motorcycle guide.
Denver is a perfect place to ride a motorcycle. Great gas mileage, easy parking, and 5 months of warm dry riding days. Here is a guide to everything you need to get moving on two wheels.
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My Dog's Guide to Denver
My dog has some pretty strong opinions about what makes Denver a great place to live. Here is his guide for Mile High residents of the canine persuasion.
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One Night in Bangkok: Denver's Best Thai Food
I love Thai Food. Ten years ago there was nowhere in Denver to get good Thai. Now, luckily, there are all these great places.
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One Week in Denver: 20 things you must do!
If you are visiting Denver and want to get a nice big taste of our city, these are 20 things you just can't miss.
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Rock n' Roll 101: How to make your Band a success
So you've got a guitar and some rock and roll dreams. Now what? Follow these simple rules and turn your local band from a garage project into the Next Big Thing.
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ShameNation: The most embarrassing things about America.
These are the things that bring disgrace to us all. The world is always watching America, and it's time we cleaned up our act.
.jpg "Standing Room Only: A Guide to Denver Concert Venues")
Standing Room Only: A Guide to Denver Concert Venues
I you are a fan of Live Music, then you'll be a fan of Denver. Here is a guide to the places in town to check out a concert.
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Table for One: Things to do ALONE in Denver
Just because you are on your own is no reason to sit and stare at the wall. Get out and try these tips for solo fun.
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The 10 best things to Eat in Denver.
There are thousands of dining choices in Denver, but if you had to pick your last 10 meals in town, you should consider these culinary delights.
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The Bender: Places to get blackout drunk in Denver.
A guide to the bars in Denver where they know that sometimes way too much, is just enough.
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The Seven Circles of Hipster Hell
A guide to Denver’s alt-scene Watering Holes.
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The Strangest Truth! Bizzare facts and wacky curiosities.
From the archives of Sir Dennis Laird-Foxton, explorer, researcher, and collector of the arcane, comes this compendium of Strange and puzzling Facts!
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Town without Pity: A tour of heartbreak
Here is a guide for anyone who wants to visit all the places where I've had my heart broken. Have fun, and shed a tear for me.
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Used Pants: Thrift Store Shopping in Denver
Thrift Stores are like people. Some are great, some grow on you over time, and some smell like dirty socks. Here is a peek at the best thrift stores that Denver has to offer.
Shout Outs
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Those were the days.
PS….you’re cute ;)
I miss the checks.
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Still waiting. :) We got booted. Sucks.
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I hope you’re happy b/c I’m not happy. huh?
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Don’t shoot the kitten! You’re favorited.
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Guidespot After Dark: The L...
They write great guides. The inform, they amuse, they educate. And ...
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Conspiracy America! A coast...
A fun-filled look at the current state of National Paranoia!
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