The Mean Bean
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You know you're going to give your kid a complex if you call them "The Mean Bean" instead of; sweetiepie, sugar face, bear, etc. My nickname stuck- even when I got nicer. AND my affinity for all things BEAN happens to be tremendous; Coffee beans (my coffee feign), Cocoa beans, Vanilla beans, chickpeas (yes, it's a bean), black beans....and so on. As for the "mean" part, depends on which ex-boyfriend you ask. I think I'm super sugary. And no, I will not be writing any guides about beans. Unless I get a special request.
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15 Minutes of Fame EXPIRED: Susan Boyle and Friends
- By The Mean Bean
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- Updated 04/20/2009
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- Pop Culture; Literature & Arts
The whole Susan Boyle phenomenon is an enigma to me. Is anyone else as baffled as I? Let's just say the likeliness of Susan lasting to minute 16 is a small one. It's about as likely as James Frey recovering any other title than, "that poor man Oprah bludgeoned on national television." Luckily, when Susan gets back to normal life, she'll have entire alumni of 15 minute Alumni to share a cup of tea with.
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18 Reasons NOT to have 18 Kids
- By The Mean Bean
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- Updated 09/02/2009
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- Entertainment; Family & Pets
I get the desire to have a big family, I think that's fantastic- I'm just going to come out say that I think having 18 children has it's fair share of CONS. The word on the street is that the very famous Duggar Family of 18 and Counting on TLC (TLC has a thing for big families eh? i.e. John and Kate plus eight) is about to have 19th....hm. For those of you thinking about having 18 children, consider this:
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A Guide to The Real Housewives of New York City
- By The Mean Bean
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- Updated 07/14/2009
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- Pop Culture; Entertainment
These women are insane. Plain and simple, that is why they are OH SO entertaining to watch. The question is; who are these women??? What do they do? Where does their money come from?? Why do they have a TV show? Why, oh WHY do they think they are so, so, special? The show chronicles the lives of these women but doesn't really give any background to how, where, and most importantly WHY. So, here's a little insight to The Real Housewives of New York City....that is, if you really care.
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ALIENS ARE AWESOME
- By The Mean Bean
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- Updated 08/31/2009
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- Geek; Pop Culture
There will always be the believers and the skeptics when it comes to extraterrestrial life. Sometimes you wonder, how much proof do we need for people to believe? Crop circles aren't enough, reporting a sighting or even an abduction makes you look crazy. So what has to happen? Do you believe?? Let's check out some of the sighting, etc. that people have come across and tell me what you think....
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An Ode to Fathers: DAD RULES!
- By The Mean Bean
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- Updated 05/18/2009
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- Travel & Events; Family & Pets
This actually may be the only gift my Father gets....a nice guide to famous Fathers, why Fathers are awesome and what other people should buy for their Dads. And no, don't buy him an "I love Dad" mug. No one wants that, no matter how much they love you. Here's a guide to honor all the Fathers out there, HAPPY FATHERS DAY!
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A Shopaholic's Guide: Where do YOU shop online?
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- Updated 04/17/2009
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- Shopping; DIY & Crafts
I'm not one of those people who has an aversion to malls, but I am certainly very busy and don't always have the time to make it to a mall. Shopping can be a daunting task and often one people avoid because it isn't easy. WELL NOW, throw out those highwadders from 1996, hop online and order something to be delivered right to your door. It really is simple, but where do you start???? Here are some of the best online shopping sites I've found and now, I'm addicted. So where are your favorite o...
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As Seen on Miami Social on Bravo!
- By The Mean Bean
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- Updated 08/17/2009
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- Pop Culture; Travel & Events
I'm a reality TV junkie. There, I said it. So when this new GEM of a television show came out naturally I had it set on my Tivo to record every episode. There's something oddly amusing about big egos, hot bodies, sunshine and drinking in excess. Which is exactly what you'll see when you watch Miami Social. If you have, or haven't checked the show out on Bravo, here's the rundown:
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A Throwback to The Golden Age 1950's
- By The Mean Bean
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- Updated 09/14/2009
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- DIY & Crafts; Family & Pets
With all of the technology, the television, the overstimuli and the fast pace of life, sometimes I wonder what it would be like if we could just throwback to The Golden Age. When we weren't glued to our cell phones, our Macs and US Weekly. When life was simplier, clothing was fancier, and housewives were baking bundt cakes and sipping from high ball glasses. What would it be like to live simply again for just awhile? Here's a little bit of the 1950's style, facts and culture that we're missin...
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Awkward Family Portraits will make you say "WTF?"
- Started by The Mean Bean
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- Updated 02/13/2012
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- Humor; Geek
This is why families are awesome. And sad. And dysfunctional. And HYSTERICAL. Most of us have been victim to these sort of family portraits, no one is safe. Have any you'd like to share?
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Beatlemania has RETURNED!
- By The Mean Bean
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- Updated 09/10/2009
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- Entertainment; Pop Culture
In honor of the best day ever; The Beatles becoming a part of ROCK BAND Wii WORLD, I have decided it's time to revisit the BEATLEMANIA. Even 40+ years later we're still obsessing, listening, quoting, remaking and LOVING The Beatles. Beatlemania LIVES.
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Because I'm bored with PBR: What Beers do YOU drink???
- Started by The Mean Bean
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- Updated 09/09/2009
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- Eat & Drink; Entertainment
I'm willing to sacrifice the GUT, for the beverage. Plain and simple. Summer is the best season to get your beer drinking on; lazy weekend, days by the pool, BBQ'S, baseball games, vacations- ALL should involve delicious BEER. WHAT'S your favorite??? Here are some of mine, and I'm always seeking new, different, FLAVORFUL brews....so share the wealth! DRINK UP!
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BEST and WORST of the VMAs!
- Started by The Mean Bean
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- Updated 09/14/2009
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- Entertainment; Pop Culture
It's that time of year again! MTV Video Music Awards!!! Because they have so many videos on MTV....cough cough. Either way, it's a great awards shows and 26 years later they have a variety of BEST and WORSTS that rival that of any other award show. Here are some of the highlights:
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Best Cities for Artists to Live In!
- By The Mean Bean
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- Updated 03/09/2009
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- Entertainment; Travel & Events
Being that I am an artist (no, I don't actually PAINT- not well anyway, but I do mutiple artistic things) I'm always on the hunt for a great city to live in that I feel will lend itself to my artistic abilities. Having lived in both Los Angeles and New York City, I know that sometimes the cities with the most opportunities are also the LEAST cost friendly. You have to be able to balance making a decent living while also pursuing your art form- so after some research, here is what I've found!
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Best Spots to get a FREE A** GRAB
- Started by The Mean Bean
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- Updated 09/18/2009
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- Dating & Relationships; Humor
Look, some people are looking for a little nookie. There's a lot of lonely people out there, who- just want to be touched? Right? And with the economy in the shape it's in, it really isn't wise to spend money on a stripper, and such. So, whether you're the grabber or the grabee...check it out! WHERE HAVE YOU GOTTEN "A FEEL?"
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Books for Your Inner Wanderluster
- Started by The Mean Bean
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- Updated 09/18/2009
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- Literature & Arts; Travel & Events
Often when you're feeling a little antsy, the best way to "escape" is by reading a book. The best books are the ones that transport you, that take you somewhere and make you feel like you're walking along with the writer through their adventures. So if you're inner gypsy is stirring, pick up a book and let it take you to a place you've been dying to escape to.... What are your favorite travel tales and books???
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