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The Mean Bean

It's the MAGICAL fruit!

Where I'm From
The pod of Mother Earth
Occupation
Ninja. Writer, Name taker. Serial Dater.
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About Me

You know you're going to give your kid a complex if you call them "The Mean Bean" instead of; sweetiepie, sugar face, bear, etc. My nickname stuck- even when I got nicer. AND my affinity for all things BEAN happens to be tremendous; Coffee beans (my coffee feign), Cocoa beans, Vanilla beans, chickpeas (yes, it's a bean), black beans....and so on. As for the "mean" part, depends on which ex-boyfriend you ask. I think I'm super sugary. And no, I will not be writing any guides about beans. Unless I get a special request.

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Love is funny: Awesomely BAD engagement photos

Started by The Mean Bean
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Updated 04/25/2012
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Dating & Relationships; Humor

Every couple has their unique quirks that make them "perfect together" and all of these happens to come out, when they decide to POSE together. There's something about showing love through a camera lense that makes love oh so hysterical. Check it out.....

Awkward Family Portraits will make you say "WTF?"

Started by The Mean Bean
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Updated 02/13/2012
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Humor; Geek

This is why families are awesome. And sad. And dysfunctional. And HYSTERICAL. Most of us have been victim to these sort of family portraits, no one is safe. Have any you'd like to share?

Marriage is SCARY enough: WEDDING DISASTERS

Started by The Mean Bean
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Updated 04/12/2011
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Shopping; Humor

I'm not married, but let me tell you what....I thank the heavenly stars I wasn't married in the era when white lace gloves, without fingers, were an option. Desperately Seeking Susan while walking down the aisle is just horrifying. And bridesmaids, you lucked out too. Here are some of the most unfortunate bridal disasters.

The Super Sexy 70's Ads

Started by The Mean Bean
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Updated 06/15/2010
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Pop Culture; Humor

In light of Farrah Fawcett's death I decided to do a little research on former Farrah products, in the process, I found some PRICELESS ads from the 70's. I'm wondering how some of them would go over now.....check them out, tell me what YOU think?....

Should I be scared or laughing?

Started by The Mean Bean
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Updated 02/23/2010
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Humor; Geek

Sometimes, more often than not.....religion can cross a line, a thin line which can one or two ways- towards humor, or absolute fear. I find that I feel both ways....what do you think??

Insane Celebrity Portrait Tattoos

Started by The Mean Bean
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Updated 12/16/2009
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Humor; Pop Culture

We've seen food, we've seen geek tattoo- we've seen ALMOST everything....that was until I came across an obsessed Britney Spears fan and found someone so in love with her they tattooed her face on their body. Tattoos are endlessly amusing, because it's like, "WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT ON YOUR BODY FOREVER?...." ....we'll never know. Check 'em out!

Super Amusing Record Covers

Started by The Mean Bean
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Updated 10/07/2009
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Pop Culture; Humor

I have a collection of really incredible records and some of the covers are interesting, to say the least. Once I saw one crazy cover, I knew there had to be more....and boy was I right! Record art is clearly is it's own genre......

Food is SO SEXY, I want to TAT my body with it!

Started by The Mean Bean
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Updated 09/28/2009
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Geek; Eat & Drink

I love food. Love intensely....as much as I assume I'll love my first born. When I came across some people with food tattoos, I wondered, do I love food that much?? And if you stare at the food you love the most, everyday, do you continue to love it?! WHAT FOOD WOULD YOU TATTOO ON YOUR BODY?

Your Guide to Surviving Oktoberfest

By The Mean Bean
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Updated 09/21/2009
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Travel & Events; Eat & Drink

Last year I had the privilege of going to the original Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. I made many mistakes, and have now perfected the art of drinking large amounts of beer in huge crowds. Put on that lederhosen, get ready to sing drunk, and make friends with your neighbors- it's OCTOBER! Time to celebrate!!! PROST!

Good Drunk VS. Bad Drunk

Started by The Mean Bean
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Updated 09/18/2009
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Eat & Drink; Humor

One bad thing being, because it's embarrassing to be "the drunk fool"- both when you wake up in the morning and to the people who have to hang out with you in all of your "drunken glory." Let me give you some images, you may be scared into sobriety forever, OR you may be inspired by the drunken GOODNESS.

Pretty People Say STUPID Things: Cause God Doesn't Give You Looks AND Brains

Started by The Mean Bean
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Updated 09/18/2009
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Pop Culture; Humor

Every year around that time when all the beauty queens come out wearing their perfectly bleached teeth and hair, their tacky evening gowns and cheesy smiles, I sit in front of the TV and cringe every time they open their mouths. Beauty and brains are about as rare as the Chupacabra. And pretty person after pretty person opens their mouth and out falls something dumb. From beauty queens to pop stars.....let the hilarity ensue.

Books for Your Inner Wanderluster

Started by The Mean Bean
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Updated 09/18/2009
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Literature & Arts; Travel & Events

Often when you're feeling a little antsy, the best way to "escape" is by reading a book. The best books are the ones that transport you, that take you somewhere and make you feel like you're walking along with the writer through their adventures. So if you're inner gypsy is stirring, pick up a book and let it take you to a place you've been dying to escape to.... What are your favorite travel tales and books???

Best Spots to get a FREE A** GRAB

Started by The Mean Bean
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Updated 09/18/2009
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Dating & Relationships; Humor

Look, some people are looking for a little nookie. There's a lot of lonely people out there, who- just want to be touched? Right? And with the economy in the shape it's in, it really isn't wise to spend money on a stripper, and such. So, whether you're the grabber or the grabee...check it out! WHERE HAVE YOU GOTTEN "A FEEL?"

FAMOUS SIDEKICKS and PAIRS

By The Mean Bean
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Updated 09/18/2009
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Geek; Misc.

I've always wanted a sidekick to call my own. Someone to keep in my pocket, a WINGMAN, a right brain, the missing piece to my puzzle kind of thing.....but very few people get one- it's a special thing. Two personalities that compliment or bring out the best (or worst) in each other, we've all seen them! So if you're looking for your own "wingman" take tips from these guys and if you're just looking to be a kick a** pair, check out the end of the guide for some famous pairings.

My Favorite Phallic Symbol

Started by The Mean Bean
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Updated 09/18/2009
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Humor; Misc.

It just so happens that some of my FAVORITE things, some of the most delicious and so on.....happen to be shaped, coincidentally, like a penis. So, tell me- since I need to be informed on all things phallic, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PHALLIC SYMBOL??? Food, building, thing, clothing item....

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