Steve
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- Cherry Creek North, Denver
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- The Forbidden City
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About Me
I'm not sure I fit this demographic:
1. Born in the '60s
2. Have kids
3. Have no pictures of me eating
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Avoid Election Fraud 2008
It will probably happen again. A certain political party benefits from low voter turnout, so they purge the voter rolls by caging. Typically you'll get a piece of junk mail about your registration status. If you don't reply, the party in question will make a case to your county clerk that you no longer live in the district and should be removed from the voter rolls. Then you go to vote on election day and you're not on the list. They give you a provisional ballot, allow you to vote, but will ...
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Bacon Makes The World Better
Bacon is the world's greatest food. The more bacon we have, the better we are.
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Celebrity Death Pool - Sept through Dec 2008
Add a picture of a famous person who you believe will die before Dec. 31, 2008. My three are Yogi Berra, Chuck Barris, and Yoko Ono Note: You don't get points if you kill this person yourself
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Confessions of an Economic Hitman
This guy has a great story to tell.
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Convoy
Ah, breaker one-nine, this heres the rubber duck. you gotta copy on me, pig pen, cmon? ah, yeah, 10-4, pig pen, fer shure, fer shure. by golly, its clean clear to flag town, cmon. yeah, that Big 10-4 there, pig pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy…
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Long Cat is Long
Long Cat is Long
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Meet Joe Biden
Sen. Joe Biden (D-DE) Vice Presidential Candidate. Here's the text of the message that went out to the cell phones of Obama supporters: "Obama sez joe biden is my bff. k bye thx."
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No, It's a Badfinger Song
This poor Bulgarian girl didn't even know this was originally a Badfinger song. LOL...
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Stop Sending Me Forwarded Jokes, Urban Myths and Video Files
We all have at least one. Someone who forwards you an email that has already been forwarded a dozen times. You scroll to the bottom to find the original content. Usually it's something not very funny, interesting or even fresh. Even worse, often it's a 5 MB WindoZe Media file of some video that's probably on YouTube anyway.
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The Mindless Menace of Violence
One of the greatest speeches of the 20th Century. I put this out there to all those who want to bring chaos to this year's proceedings and to remind you that we'd be living in a vastly different world today had this guy lived.
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The Single Dad's Guide to Denver
Every other weekend I assume there will be nothing to do. By Sunday, I'm exhausted.
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Worst Bands Ever...Evar
There have been many sucky bands who have sold a lot of records. In no particular order, here is my list. Flame away.
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Your Guide to Colorado Starbucks Closings
The following Starbucks locations will be closing in Colorado
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Stop Singing! Live Music Pet Peeves
I personally am not someone who goes to a lot of concerts. I have to really really really like a band to spend a bunch of money, brave traffic, parking and opening acts and then stand around and wait for them to play a lacksadasical version of their new songs when I just want to hear my obscure favorite from 1995. But sometimes I do go and I am invested in enjoying myself and then one or many peope insist on doing something COMPLETELY ANNOYING. So, what do music fans do that make you think...
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Wall Street in Photos
It seems that the end of days are here for Wall Street so why not have a chuckle before it hits all of our pocket books. Chime in with any images you come across of wall street folks in a state of dismay, or even better with that all too familiar 'facepalm' on the market floor.
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Your Best (or Worst) Halloween Costume Ever!
Some are so amazingly bad, they're just plain awesome. Halloween costumes are always a source for endless entertainment and it seems like each year they just get better and better. Do you have photos of yourself at your best? Or worst, as the case may be? Or maybe you've found some real gems on the Internet. Come on, I need some ideas for this year, so help a girl out. Show me your finest, Halloween style.
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I'm strangely attracted to, (FILL IN THE BLANK)
You can't explain attraction, sometimes it just HITS. You're walking along, minding your business and BAM! the next thing you know you're checking out the odd shaped hairy UPS guy and you're totally swooning. Alright, maybe not that extreme but you know what I mean. Some people call it chemistry, fate, "sparks", crushing....and sometimes I just call it strange. As you get older it's easier to deal with your offbeat love interests, so tell me, who are YOU strangely attracted to?? Or maybe, WHA...
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Come Here Often?: Laughable Pick Up Lines
Hey, dating is difficult, I get it. And I certainly don't envy men when they're made to feel that they *must* make the first contact. But sometimes I wonder if they even think before they step up to the plate. Add your favorites below!
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Halloween Costumes - I need help
So Halloween is coming up and as usual I need ideas for what to be. I not only have to figure this out for myself but also for my kids. What is everyone going to be this year? Also feel free to share what you were last year. I have no shame in being seen as unoriginal. If you think mid-September is too early for this well you are wrong. I can start talking about Halloween because the stores have all their Halloween stuff out already, so there.
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The Old Man Is Snoring: Your Favorite Rainy Day Activities
Ok, so it doesn't rain all that much in Los Angeles, but that makes it even more important to have a game plan on the days that it does. Rainy season is just around the corner!
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How Great is Pink!
I have rejected the color pink for years. I have recently given up and now declare that Pink is my most favorite color in the whole wide world. If you love Pink like me, let me know. Show me your pink things. Show the world you aren't afraid to say, I love Pink.
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The Worst Teams of All Time
We all know one. That one team that is either a constant embarrassment, or a good laugh - depending on the day. Thank God for mediocrity, or dear God - please stop the pain!
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The Football Lover's Guide To New York
Forget that both of New York's football teams play in Jersey--this is a football town! But unlike many other cities, NYC is a melting pot of football fans and they show their fidelity in team jerseys on the streets, in sports bars and at home in front of the HD TV. As you can probably guess, I am one of them. My loyalty lies a state or so over, but I've been known to kick over the occasional trash can out of game-loss anger and drown my sorrows/celebrate my joy in too many pitchers of beer.
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Gas Saving Tips
The intention of this guide is to become a definitive resource to saving gas in this world of rising gas prices.
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How the World Didn't End
The Large Hadrion Collider was started on the morning of September 10, 2008. It has not yet ended life as we know it (as far as I can tell). Here's what else hasn't caused the end of civilization. Got a good one? Add it.
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Your Favorite Bostonians
Boston is the birthplace of some of the greatest, most talented people to grace the Earth. I mean, how can you not be accomplished when you're surrounded by so much history and so many universities? All these awesome people make me proud to be a Bostonian (Hi, we gave birth to the New Kids on the Block. 'Nuff said). Who is your favorite known (or maybe soon-to-be-discovered) Bostonian? Is there a spot in Boston you can go to visit them, their home, work-place, etc? It's OK if you don't put...
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Who Will Win Super Bowl XLIII?
On February 1, 2009, the two best teams in the NFL will play for the Super Bowl championship in Tampa Bay, Florida. Who is your pick to take home the Lombardi Trophy?
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My Life In TV
I watched way too much TV as a kid. So much so, that - after a couple of months of therapy - I understand why I'm wont to just stay indoors for hours at a time. In the era of the DVD, it seems like all of the shows we loved as kids (cartoon and otherwise) have somehow resurfaced like an outbreak of herpes. So, what's your guilty pleasure? Y'know it. It's sitting at home in a box set, next to the first season of Lost and Arrested Development. Yeah, I get it: you totally bought it as a joke gif...
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The Internet's Newest Memes
OK, as you discover memes, add them to this guide. It's easy if you try. Just peruse great sites and find the things people post repeatedly until you're sick of it. Then post them here.
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Top Inventions for (Single) Women
Finally - The counterpart to the top 10 Inventions for Single Men. Let's brainstorm this one together.
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The Truth Is......CONFESSIONS EXPOSED!
I'm not Catholic, so the whole "confessional" thing has never been a weekly release that I could look forward to. I suppose that's why so many people start blogs, to make up for some sort of guilt they may be harboring. It's the perfect "confessional" which allows you to still be somewhat unaccountable for it. Responsibility has never really been my "thing." So tell me internet friends.....what do you need to get off your chest??
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License to Personalize-The Good, The Bad, and the Funny of personalized License Plates
Before the days of digital cameras I kept track of personalized license plates on a napkin that I kept in my glove box. How 'bout YOU help me build my collection? And, kids, please be safe...don't be like me and take pictures while you're driving!
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John McCain's Veep - the Overlooked Dark Horse Candidates
So, ol' Johnny picked himself a mate, and it was quite a surprise. In the increasingly probable chance he may need to "continue the hunt", this guide can help him focus the selection committee work. Some may not pass the vetting process, but I guess that isn't too critical. Feel free to pile on!
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Things you don't see in Denver everyday...
With the Democratic National Convention going on, there are some crazy things and people. Check my pics and feel free to add your own interesting sightings going on during the DNC.
Shout Outs
Shout out to Steve-
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Was it you? Or was it Roy? Or was it someone else entirely? I’m never sure anymore with you, Steve, if that’s even your name.
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I’m so disillusioned now. I have no idea who you are anymore. How could you do this to me Steve/Roy??
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You’re wrong, “Haven’t I seen you on Guidespot?” is the best pickup line I could ever hear.
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Jets & Packers? Imagine?! That might be the best Super Bowl. Ever.
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Um, I like you. That’s all.
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Stop Sending Me Forwarded J...
We all have at least one. Someone who forwards you an email that ha...
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Bacon is the world's greatest food. The more bacon we have, the bet...
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