About Me

I am a music-loving beer geek who is always just one pint shy of the perfect buzz. I drink beer. I talk about beer. I write about beer. Best of all, I now get paid to make beer. I'm satisfyingly childfree, an animal lover and a repository of useless and arcane knowledge. I am straight but not narrow. I fancy myself a linguist, sesquipedalian, grammar Nazi, pedant, curmudgeon, misanthrope, rogue, rebel, rake, raconteur and rapscallion. My weapons of choice are my lightning fast wit, high-powered bullshit detector and mediocrity filter. I have a thicker spine than most humans, not to mention blinding, pasty white skin with frickin' laser beams attached to my head.