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Seattle_Cameron

Blond Cleopatra, comin' at ya!

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I heart fashion, making up catch-phrases, freedom kicking, good manners and those "Free-Credit-Report-dot-com" commericals.

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Best and Worst Celebrity Couples

Started by Seattle_Cameron
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Updated 03/15/2011
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(6)

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Dating & Relationships; Pop Culture

Some people read Foreign Affairs, watch BBC News, go to college, etc, etc. I watch reality TV, read junkie gossip magazines and celebrity blogs. Don't judge me, judge celebrities; they're not real people anyway. And when celebrities combine, it's even more fun to judge them! Don't hold back, bring on the best and worst celebrity couples!

Disgusting/ Inappropriate/Ann... Office Behavior

Started by Seattle_Cameron
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Updated 07/06/2010
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(4)

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Jobs & Education; Humor

Unless you're one of the lucky ones to have been laid-off recently, chances are that you're like me, and you're stuck in an office cube for 8+ hours a day conducting menial and repetitive tasks over, and over and over again. And working 8+ hours a day under soul-sucking florescent lights and the humming drone of computer hard drives can make one a little irritable. Especially when your cube mate snorgles. What is snorgling, you ask? Read on, dear viewer, read on. And tell me if you can surpas...

Text-tastic: Acronyms and SMS Etiquette

Started by Seattle_Cameron
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Updated 07/06/2010
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(1)

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Geek; Pop Culture

Don't you hate that guy on facebook who updates his staus every three hours with pointless facts about his unimportant life? Or your friend who incessantly texts in all caps? Me too! Check out this Guide for all things obnoxious about the world of social media! What are your SMS pet-peeves?

Why Pageants Suck

Started by Seattle_Cameron
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Updated 07/06/2010
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Entertainment; Humor

This Guide basically needs no introduction... pageants are exploitative, creepy, pathetic and tacky. Harsh, I know, but it's not my fault these plastics WILLINGLY adorn themselves with cheesy rhinestone jewelry, turquoise polyester " evening gowns" and cake frosting for eye makeup. What are your favorite reasons to hate pageants?

Wait, You Hate TSA Too?

Started by Seattle_Cameron
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Updated 12/15/2009
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Travel & Events; Humor

Well, no shit. And why stop at TSA? I hate airports, flying, airport food, plane food, flight attendants and just about every single airline-- they all suck. My last airport experience consisted of losing my luggage and throwing away my $60 face creme because why? Terrorists combine that with foot exfoliator to create explosives. Right. Only McGiver can do that. This is just the tip of the iceburg, friends. What are your TSA/Airport horror stories?

As Seen On TV

Started by Seattle_Cameron
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Updated 09/20/2009
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Entertainment; Humor

Ever fall asleep with the TV on and wake back up at 4:30am to a glowing tube blasting creepy, excessively long paid advertisements that made you wonder if you were still dreaming? Makes sense, most infomercials are pretty ridick. Here's a few examples, for all you insomniacs out there... What are your "favs"?

Hipster Douchebag Must Haves

Started by Seattle_Cameron
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Updated 09/09/2009
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(4)

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Pop Culture; Humor

The hipster has many faces and many facades... Geek hipster, bicycle messenger hipster, emo punk hipster, hip hop hipster, vintage princess hipster--each tragically toolish in their self-entitled, over-inflated sense of self douchebagdom. So let's lift our Papst/High Life and cheers to our mutual hate of hipsters! What are other hipster quintessentials?

Awesomely Bad Hair Styles

Started by Seattle_Cameron
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Updated 08/14/2009
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(2)

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Humor; Entertainment

Think you're ugly? I agree. But take a look at this Guide and get some fun laughs at some bad hair styles, thanks to www.DontJudgeMyHair.com and start feeling better about yourself in no time!

Hot (and Not so Hot) Teacher Scandals

Started by Seattle_Cameron
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Updated 08/07/2009
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(1)

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Geek; Jobs & Education

Some things are better left to the imagination.. like punching out your boss or boning your teacher. They sound good when you're laying in your empty bed late at night, but really, think about it... it's creep-city. But for those brave souls who engage in a little private tutoring, good for you! Here's a guide that celebrates and slams the naughty and nice teachers of the world! What are other teacher scandals? You will be graded on this Guide...

Funniest TV Commercials in the History of the World

Started by Seattle_Cameron
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Updated 08/04/2009
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(3)

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Geek; Humor

Some people claim to hate TV 'cause there are too many commercials. Whatever.. Sometimes I watch TV specifically for the commercials, like these ones. Check it!

Public Transportation Horror Stories

By Seattle_Cameron
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Updated 08/02/2009
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Travel & Events; Cars & Driving

Did you know that the average person spends 26,450 hours sitting in traffic? Probably not, because I just made up that number... but chances are we all spend a lot of time schleping around going to places we'd rather not be, and next to people we hate... on public transportation.

Fashion 101 in the 206

By Seattle_Cameron
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Updated 07/06/2009
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Entertainment; Shopping

Seattle shoppers aren't fashion phobs, and we don't all wear socks and sandals. Seattle has a vibrant fashion community, with innovative local designers, quirky boutiques and LOTS of fashion events and organizations. Deal with it!

Hot Cartoon/Comic Crushes

Started by Seattle_Cameron
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Updated 07/05/2009
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(1)

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Geek; Dating & Relationships

Don't be ashamed... there is NOTHING wrong with fantasizing about a little hot animation domination. Who are your CILFs?

Signs She's Not That Into You

Started by Seattle_Cameron
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Updated 06/30/2009
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(6)

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Dating & Relationships; Humor

Yeah, that's right, buddy.. it goes both ways. Women also string guys along even though we hate your guts and for all kinds of reasons: it's fun and sadistic, we're bored, or there's no one else around paying attention to us, so whateves. And since you guys don't have a book, a Sex and the City episode or major motion picture dedicated to helping you spot the warning signs, here is your Guide to figuring it all out. What are other signs, ladies? Gents?

Awesome Goth Trends and Must Haves

Started by Seattle_Cameron
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Updated 06/11/2009
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(1)

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Geek; Humor

Hipsters have their hoodies and skinny jeans, trendy douchebag club kids have their spiked hair, popped collars and kissy faces and goths have their drama. A lot of it. This guide will explore the many variables of a successful goth ensemble in all it's turn of the century glory-- Here's to body mutilation, leather and lace! What are other hot (topic) Gothic trends? Don't be scared!

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