I must be a huge douchebag, spanning multiple categories, then. It’s weird, because I’m married, I’ve never cheated on my wife, we’ve been together over 13 years, we have a nine-year-old daughter, and no one I know seems to “think” I’m a douchebag. Still, I have been in a band, I went to college, my dad owns the home that my family and I live in (we rent for now and I stand to inherit it one day), I drink beer AND brandy, I work part-time as a DJ, and I occasionally play video games. What can I do to prevent falling into one of your d-bag categories? Give up, well, everything there is?